Right now, I am sitting in my online class. I know, it sounds like crazy pills, but let me explain. I am taking an online course, but my professor wants to meet from time to time. Well, not time to time...more like 3 times. I exaggerate. It is my talent. That, and tap dancing. I love me some tap dancing. Anyway, I was sitting here reading through ( Read more... )

It is official. I have just reached level red on the Gay Threat Level System. Well, actually it is the Homeland Security Terrorist Threat Level Meter that I used, but I changed it to the Gay Threat Level System. Finally, someone actually put that meter to good use. I'm not a terrorist...simply a homo. Why the move to red? Well, I have officially ( Read more... )

Today, I got a forwarded email from my Dad that he had to sent to my half-brother Greg. A little background ( Read more... )

I know I haven't updated in a while. I am lazy and hate words. Also, I have been distracted with myspace. I love it. I love it with all my heart, soul, and arm. Recently, I have been putting thoughts of movies I have seen lately on my myspace blog. If you are not a myspace member, you can't read them. So, I am posting them here so that the whole ( Read more... )

"Do you know the most surprising thing about a break up? It doesn't actually kill you. Like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says 'I never loved you,' it should kill you instantly. You shouldn't have to wake up day after day after that, trying to understand how ( Read more... )

I am sitting in class after just finishing a phonics exam. It is about as exciting as it sounds. Woot woot. Anywho, I am only updating for Jennifer because she has been so good about updating her journal, and creating entertainment for all of us. Let's see...anything exciting in my life ( Read more... )

I hate summer school. It was invented by Sadam Huessein right before he was pulled from his hole in the ground. He is an angry, angry man ( Read more... )

I was just advised and I found out that I won't graduate until August 2007! Insane! A whole extra year and a summer. That is a cruel joke to play, Lord. I don't care if you ARE the Creator/Savior of the world, it is just mean. I have to live in Kentucky for 2 more years....AND my advisor told me that I barely squeezed by, so there is no room for ( Read more... )

1. Homosexuality is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning ( Read more... )

Class was cancelled today b/c my professor's dog was dying or something. Since it had nothing to with me, I didn't really pay attention. Because of his dying dog or halibut, I got to sleep in today! Props to dead animals. I woke up late and watched "Evita." I'm a flaming homosexual. She was the greatest Argentinian that has ever been played by ( Read more... )