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My aunt's ex-boyfriend said:

"If I had known that when a girl said "Go Away" she didn't really mean it, then I'd still be with my first girlfriend."

no warning signs at all. nothing. then this morning i wake up and it all hits me: runny nose, sneezing, coughing. i almost poured wanted to pour orange juice into cappuccino. so i decide to take some extra multi-vitamins and anti-oxidants tonight because the vitamin C is at home ( Read more... )

i'm so lonely! surrounded by people, but lonely!

i want:

all in one anti-bacterial facewash, shampoo, handsoap, bodywash, (maybe laundry detergent, dishsoap)

all in one moisturizer, sunscreen, deodorant (cause we don't just sweat in one place)

what if we didn't use blankets and just slept in warm clothes that we could wear the next day?

you guys,
there's this facebook group for the rape of nanjing and there's this ignorant kid who posts on the wall and really really pisses me off!

Karen, Grace's assistant, is reading a magazine while Grace is working.

Grace: The first three letters of assistant spell 'ass' so why don't you get off your ass and start helping me?

Panda Express doesn't have kids meals here at Coffman. The guy spent 10 minutes explaining that kids don't come here while i nodded my head and got glares from the mile long line behind. Darn-it i wanted a chocolate dipped fortune cookie ( Read more... )

This is an essay written by a college applicant to NYU. The author was accepted ( Read more... )

It's one day till my last day of work ( Read more... )