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Presently, there are crayfish (Or big crawdads, for the Southerner in me.) roaming around, alive and cold, in my refrigerator. I repeat, three living crayfish, crawling around in my fridge. In a box that looks deceivingly like a box of chocolates . I was so excited to , only to be SHOT DOWN by six little eyes looking up at me. On a scale of one to ( Read more... ) -
The end of the world as we know it
If only I was Stanley Kowalski, this is the point where I'd rip open my shirt and say "DAAAAAANNNNNNIIIIIEEEEEEEELLLLLL!!!!!!!" -
All good naysayers, hold your piece.
In case you were about to start phoning cemeteries, I just wanted to assure you all that yes, Kendall Lewellen is alive and well. I was in somewhat of a car accident and had to take a timeout, but I'm alright ( Read more... ) -
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My naivety gets me into the zaniest mishaps! -
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Ferris is doing better. I visited him today, and he's not good, but he's not dying. He's improved so much that the second blood transfusion won't be necessary, which is GREATgreatgreat because my parents probably would've put him down before paying for it. It looks like he's going to make it from all angles ( Read more... ) -
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Goddamnit, when did that sunlight get here? -
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Do you guys think I'm a snob? Or come off as one?
Based on how I act in day to day life, not what I write in my internet journal.
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Crazy cracked-out, sleep-deprieved post: Deleted.
Stay classy, LiveJournal,
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Big time rollers, part time models
My house is a really terrifying place to be at night. Lots of creaky boards, lots of drafts and open windows. Overall creepy feeling.
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Recently, I heard someone say that people from New England speak in iambic pentameter all the time. I wasn't sure if this person was bullshitting or not, so I put it to the test. I starting writing it down every time I caught myself speaking in iambic, which, surprisingly, was a lot. Of course, this test was unfair because I'm not from New England ( Read more... )