anyone that actually believes this needs to go jump off a bridge, ASAP. seriously. if you believe "evolution happens over the course of a couple hours LOL its impossible amirite?" please, go fucking kill yourself and keep your retarded genetics away from my gene pool. you're a plague to humanity and i hope your armpits are ravaged by the fleas ( Read more... )

Chris seriously just gave me shit for leaving the fucking light on in the storage room earlier today.

It'd be so easy to fucking rip into him, but I'd almost feel bad humiliating him in front of everybody that's over right now.

holy fucking shit I can't wait till stefanie moves

Roommates = lose ( Read more... )

For some reason I agreed to drive Stefanie to work in the middle of fucking rush hour. Only took a few extra minutes going north, but getting back home was a totally different story. Sitting in traffic seriously makes me want to rip somebody's spine out, so I was pretty relieved to pull onto 8th St and not deal with any more bullshit ( Read more... )

We (me, Chris, Winchel, Dorian) had all gone to the zombie prom…of course he took his sweet time getting to my place and doing his makeup, in turn making us late. It turned out to be kinda lame, so Chris and I left early to get some food. Winchel made it back around 2:30 AM, and told me Dorian was out in the parking lot with a couple chicks they ( Read more... )

Nice to have a good reminder that Brittany Zagoria is a horrible bitch

OMG ( Read more... )

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Maximum Klownage is on YouTube!

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Viva la revolucion!