Poem: "House Rules"
This poem was inspired by prompts from kelkyag and zianuray. They wanted to know about interactions with more mundane folks, and things that go missing but then reappear; and that all stuck with earlier requests to see more of the daughter of the house. So here's a list of notes taken from parental advice and one other role model. This poem was sponsored by zianuray.
This is a list poem. There are various ways to write list poems; this one is a numbered set of rules. It's partway between couplet verses and prose poetry. Though written in a prose style, I did go back and neaten up the line breaks, and all the verses did wind up with two lines. But I didn't change the breaks too far from where they originally fell, nor try to make the lines of similar lengths. Eh, and then I had to fiddle again when LJ hashed the line breaks.
House Rules
1) Do not say "hello" to other people's houses. Most houses aren't
people, and most people don't know that some houses are people.
2) Ignore any monsters in someone else's house, unless the host
or hostess introduces them. It's rude to call attention to them
if they are hiding.
3) No bringing home extra monsters from around town. We have
enough monsters right now.
4) When other people lose something and say, "Well it didn't just
grow legs and walk away!" that is usually true for them.
And if it isn't, don't point that out.
5) Helen Keller was right: The only thing worse than being blind is
having sight but no vision.