Taken a picture completely naked? yes
Kissed someone on your top 8? no
Danced in front of your mirror naked? no
Are down for one night stands? no
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yes
Been arrested? no
Made out with someone of the same sex? no
Seen someone die? yes
Kissed a picture? yes
Slept in until 5pm? no
Had sex at work (on the clock ( Read more... )

Oops.

I got my car back 2 weeks ago from that crash I never mentioned. I went to court for it too, 'cause the cop said it was reckless (bastard mother shit fucker) but he didn't show so the charges were dropped. Umm. I graduated GED a few weeks ago... and.... umm... yeah.

Good morning, livejournal. I know I've not written here in quite a while; I apologize. To those of you who haven't heard from me sense I left the Hell-Hole that is Gar-Field, here's a quick summary: 

• I passed my entry test into GED with a 522 out of 600

• I earned my license and am now a capable driver

• I passed my practice test in GED ( Read more... )

I am worth $2,151,098 on HumanForSale.com

Merry Christmas bitches.

( It looked fun )

I can't keep up with what's been going down ( Read more... )

After much thought and deliberation, I've come to a conclusion.
I prefer lynchings to simply general hangings. That is all.

Name 5 of life's simple pleasures that you like most, then pick 5 people to do the same. Try to be original and creative and not to use things that someone else has already used. Tag 5 people on your list.

1) Pedophilia
2) Rape
3) Stalking
4) Hangings
5) And Rape
(I like Rape)

Tagded: Like I fucking care.

hosj3752: YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE ( Read more... )