fuck you bastards

excuse me but ( Read more... )

sir francis bacon => i can barf corn, sis!

hay ( Read more... )

bitches.

i got into Scripps College.

because i am the pimp.

...

you are a sex manifesto.
you are the spices in my pesto.
you're like a broken tape recorder.
just put your pestle in the mortar.

and this thing, for no good reason ( Read more... )

dear ladies and gentlefolk,

this is to certify that you have thus been notified the upcoming appearance of your friend and trusted companion, Adrienne McCann, as she graces the stage of Jake's Toadhouse on the evening of December 21. please feel encouraged to spread word.

how to render yourself thither:

2272 Lawrenceville Hwy ( Read more... )

got done with everything early in spanish again and escaped to the library ( Read more... )

today i made a face at parks and when i looked back at him he was smiling at me with that same coy/mischevious look i often get right before shaking my ass as i'm walking down the street listening to something unspeakably funky ( Read more... )

this might be my new favorite album in the universe

and prince

might be

the messiah

ohhhhhhh touch me

news ( Read more... )