Liek where the hell am I?!?!111 All I saw was a huge chocoobo dancing around... wait, was that a chococbn? I'm so dizzy. DEAR GOD, AM I ON AN AIRSHIP!?!?!? IS THIS WHY MY HEAD IS SPINNING AROUND? Oh crap, I think I'm drank... Huh? WHAT'S DRANK ( Read more... )

I FOUND A PORTAL. My God, it was just as they described -- HUGE SWIRLY WHITE THINGS! It was in this alley and I jumped right in. I found myself in this really weird place... I didn't like it there. It was full of smoke. Luck of lucks, there was a portal just right beside it, so I went in it again.

Guess what?

I'm back in Las Vegas.

Frigging Hell.

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I want to go to Pareee to see Aeris, or to London to see Tifa... but... they said I need to get on a plane. Shucks, no hell am I going to do that. I heard I can just look for a portal and see where the heck that brings me, but I haven't seen any around. Aaargh ( Read more... )

Whoa, okay. So, I've been stuck in the casinos for some time now. Never really cared for anything else, so I had no idea what was happening in the outside world. Yeah, blame the gold ( Read more... )

So I'm slowly understanding this mess-up more. At first I thought my mind was going to mush, but after awhile, I realized... this ain't so bad. Las Vegas is nice. So many fun stuff to do, so much gullible people to steal from, and you won't believe the food in the hotels! I don't even need an id to get in, I can just sneak in like I always do ( Read more... )

Okay, first of all -

Where the hell am I!? I can so easily freak out right now.

These strange people around me all look so useless. They don't seem to have any materia on them. As if they were from some whole other world.

This sucks.