I'd be a pretty shitty mime.

(Just thought I'd let you know, sara.)

Recently, I've become very aware of my breasts. Not just a physical thing, but a mental thing, I suppose. It's hard to explain.
Sometimes, as I walk, I wonder if boys have the same feeling about their balls. It really is a very basic thought process:
Why! I have breasts!Like the burn on the roof of my mouth, it's hard to stop rubbing you the wrong ( Read more... )

One word: NO ( Read more... )

01. Reply with your name and I will write something I like about you ( Read more... )

OPEN MIC.
ARSAGAS ON CROSSOVER.
7-9 PM

Be there or be a rectangle.

Today, I was so brazen. The brazen-est of the brazen of the brassy hussies ( Read more... )

It makes me happy that everyone is having a good weekend.

If you were my boyfriend, I would buy you a beta fish on your birthday and call it sid fishes because I think the name is clever.

Every morning I wake up, and I say to myself in the mirror:

God, why do my lips look so huge in the morning?

I mean, come on. Seriously.

Why am I awake at 9:20 in the morning when I should be sleeping till God knows when?

Narg.

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