I'm bored. XD;

[yugisgirl1]

Well, I should be going to bed, but I'm hyper. ^^; So I decided to post a really pointless thing. These are just hilarious quotes that I've collected over time, and I wanted to share them with y'all. I'll keep updating this when I get a funny quote. XD;

Comments

[__ame__]

I love "WHERE'S MY SKITTLES BITCH?!?!?" It's hilarious. ♥ ♥ ♥

Should I post my random anime quotes in my journal? I have a huge collection.

Oh, if only I remembered my random questions for all of my classes... I only remember English amd science. XD

[aika_hanyou]

XDDDD The skittles one made me die laughing. My mom and brother were staring at me weird.

[rae_kira]

"Humans are like slinkies. Though they may not be useful, it will always put a smile on your face to see one tumble down the stairs."-From someone's FF.net profile.
THAT IS THE BEST ONE EVER!!!!

The skittles one was great too.. And,
"Let go of me before I attach your testicles to a car battery."
XDD

[trickery]

"Two teenagers and a porch swing: What could possibly go wrong?" - Me

... ah, bad memories of the newspaper staff on the swings the other week. Especially when we were using the two-person swing. XD;

[elcisitiak]

I want a two person swing.

Lmao, love the quotes~

[ex_akai_sen]

"Quoth the raven...BANG", "HE IS AN EVIL GAY CLOWN RAPIST!" - Sarah, and
"Hi. My name is Tucker and I have an eight-inch penis." - Tucker to a second-grader, are full of WIN.

...And was Sarah speaking of Suzuki?

[yugisgirl1]

Nope, she was speaking of Hisoka (H x H) XD;

[ex_akai_sen]

OHHHHH....I can totally see that. XD

IMHO, he's pansexual/bisexual. Like Orochimaru.

Wait a sec...

Hisoka= EVOL Bi Clown Rapist

Orochimaru= EVOL Bi Snake Ninja Tongue Rapist

NO WONDER Togashi-sensei is a Narutard! And NO WONDER why Armand has been getting crack!Hiso/Oro plotbunnies!