Taken from Terry Pratchett's "Wee Free Men":

"A lot of the stories were highly suspicious, in her opinion. There was the one that ended when the two good children pushed the wicked witch into her own oven. Tiffany had worried about that after all that trouble with Mrs. Snapperly. Stories like this stopped people thinking properly, she was sure. ( Read more... )

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The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison." .... He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it ( Read more... )

Book 1: There was a hobbit, who didn't even know how to return home. He lived in a hole in the ground, and didn't know where he came from or where he was going to. He even didn't know why he had become a hobbit. This was Hogwartz School of Witchcraft and Wizardry 5th year apprentice Harry Potter.

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. Femur is hard as concrete. The woman's heart beats faster than the man. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to hold our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire ( Read more... )

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I present The Adventures of Dr Why!

A machine that prints organs is coming to market

How to be made of win:

The BBC created a show in the 80's called Allo Allo. If you don't know what that is, you are uneducated and must go find it and watch it, and become educated.

One of the prevailing themes in the series is the story of the painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big BoobiesAs noted in the above entry (and why this is made of ( Read more... )

Two posts in one day ... Damn ...

Anyway, the person I was supposed to go with to see Celtic Woman on Tuesday and Vienna Teng on Wednesday had to back out, as the State Congress is in session, and she has to work with them (ie, like 80+ hour weeks until they're done).

Anyone want to go to a show on Tuesday at 7:30 and Wed at 8?