Well, for whatever reason...The Shrub hates me. I guess I did something, though I can't quite put my finger on what that something is. Either way, the kid is pissed. I so loathe when people are upset with me, it drives me Wonky. I want to find a way to make things right before I go home for Christmas, cause I would like to be able to hang out with ( Read more... )

Well folks, here's the deal. I just got home from Toronto, after seeing the single greatest spectacle of my young life. Sir Paul McCartney live in concert. Wow. Just...wow. I've never seen anything like it, and doubt if I ever will again. The fact of the matter is; he's a fucking Beatle...I just saw a Beatle live on stage infront of my little eyes ( Read more... )

I dont know that anyone ever READS these things anymore, but here's a quick update. I'm in Red Deer Alberta now, counting down the days till I go see PAUL MCCARTNEY in concert in Toronto, which will also give me a good chance to catch up with Nathan who's living the dream, doing stand up every night in DT T dot. Jealous! Ummm, things are weird out ( Read more... )

I'm on an effin' comedy HIGH right now. I'm still recovering from my set on Sunday and all the nice things that were said about me in the course of 2 hours ( Read more... )

To Eva Descending the Stair ( Read more... )

Alright, this was one insane week all around. I had a blast Wed. through Friday with my best gal Sarah. WE discovered the filth and hilarity of The Dome, and hey...Aren't we on the website or something Sarah?! Then it was dinner on Thursday, which was nice, though I thought more people would have been there. But great times none the less ( Read more... )

Don't you hate how some people are so hypocritical that it sends you spiraling into violent fits of uncontrollable vomiting ( Read more... )

Everything is abstract. Blurred and distorted versions of reality. I can't relate to anyone, everything is a mess ( Read more... )

Grab my hand ( Read more... )

I have all of this random information stored in my head. And at any given time, and for no apparent reason, it just starts spewing out of me, like drunken word vomit. I think that at times I must come across as the biggest nerd of all time, like the other day at work when I ranted to Rodney for 20 minutes about Transformers and why his nickname ( Read more... )