I see myself transforming into the rest of the world. The evidence is undeniable; it has fused into a crystal universe spinning before me so that I can see all the facets reflected in a gorgeous burst of light ( Read more... )

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Is anyone else lined up for the most boring long weekend of their lives ( Read more... )

Woah Buddy! Some serious conclusions have been drawn lately. I had a good talk with the ever helpful and amazing Sean Mercer, and I'm feeling pretty good about where I am headed ( Read more... )

Well you bitches, it's official, I'm a genius ( Read more... )

Sometimes I hate our society ( Read more... )

Today is the day when Irishmen and college kids alike unite in a drunken stupor to celebrate the wonderful deeds of 'some guy ( Read more... )

I am prepared to duel it out with you to see who is the true ultimate fighter and master of tiger crane. I remain ever confident that I will whip your sissy ass ( Read more... )

I'm back on the campaign trail...I've started another story, bu i can't get past the intro...which is what happens to me about 99.9 percent of the time...i start something and then leave it to collect dust in a notebook somewhere...Any way, here's what i have so far ( Read more... )

Fuck! Fucking fuck, Fuck fucking shit...

I'm done...

FUCK!!!!!!!