I absolutely positively need to go to sleep like...now ( Read more... )

Am I alone, or have things been rough for just about everyone I know? It might be the S.A.D. we all get at the end of a long long stretch of too many sunless days. Maybe it's biorhythmic (Does anyone actually still believe in biorhythms? I used to do that silly predictive chart as a kid. A bit of good entertainment - never really amounted to ( Read more... )

Did I miss the boat when livejournals turned into something you're supposed to act cool in ( Read more... )

Today I took apart the 120v 60hz electromagnetic pump inside of one of my fog machines to clean it and completely forgot what parts went in first ( Read more... )

SO SO SO SO ( Read more... )

Dear Diary,

I stuck 3 milk crates on top of a patio table and scaled a roof today. I broke into my own workplace and sliced my left arm.

I RULE! YEAAAAAHHHHHHH!

I am also a little drunk. Thank you, my big gay sous chef for the vodka. Thank you, self, for the mango juice.

I still rule.

I'm on season 3, episode 13 of House. I fucking love this show ( Read more... )

It's been an interesting few weeks ( Read more... )

6 am. Eesh. Chronic insomnia on Thanksgiving. Will I be able to help put together the lasagna? Do I trust myself near a chopping blade with 5 hours of sleep ( Read more... )

It's way early in the morning, but that's just about the only time I'd ever get on this blasted thing and DO anything ( Read more... )