there's a gay man inside you and he's trying to get out

[yummy_kat]

Karissa: "Blah blah blah blah blah blah FABULOUS!!!"

Me: "....Karissa.... you're a gay man."

Karissa: "What?"

Me: "You are... you're a gay man trapped in the body of a tiny asian girl."

Marielle: "Haha, it's true!"

Karissa: "What?! No it's not!"

Me: "Yes...yes, it is."

Karissa: "No!"

Me: "We need to give you a gay man name."

Karissa: "NO! .....

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[littlekissa]

Because of you everyone now thinks i'm a freak! Thanks, you've boosted my ego. Really, you have.