Ok, for sometime now, I've been thinking about putting together a playlist on my ipod specifically filled with masturbation songs.... because sometimes, I'm just juvenile like that.
1. One Time For Me - Reverend Horton Heat 2. Orgasm Addict - The Buzzcocks 3. Dancing With Myself - Billy Idol 4. My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry 5. In My Room - The Beach Boys (ok, perhaps not an obvious one but a teenage boy writing a song about locking himself in his room cannot help but evoke masturbatory images)
When I goggled masturbation in songs, She Bop by Cindy Lauper kept coming up. I would have to look up the lyrics to be sure, but I'm willing to believe she would totally go there.
My first comment is why do we refer to masturbation by choking a random animal? Sure a male chicken is a cock, I get that connection but still...after raising chickens as a kid for our dinner plate, nothing about chickens should be considered as one prepares for a good slapping of the skins. Gophers are too damn cute other than those teeth they have, which I wouldn't want anywhere near my member btw!
My masturbation songs (without further ado): Nerf Herder - Fight for Your Right to Masturbate The Clash - Protex Blue Third Eye Blind - Faster 88 Fingers Louie - In The John Blink 182 - M&Ms
Finally, how cool is it that my girlfriend has the body of a ferrari...
Point of OrderklinkenstienJune 19 2007, 18:32:19 UTC
Now, are these tunes that merely hint at masturbation, or are we listing tunes that we have in fact masturbated to at some point, because thats a whole new ball game or shootin' match or whatever (pardon the not clumsy non pun). If that's that case, I may have to look into some film soundtracks...
Re: Point of OrderklinkenstienJune 20 2007, 00:49:17 UTC
That's a damn shame, the Theme song from Double Penetration (Two Heads Are Better Than One) just doesn't get enough recognition in the annals of music and cinematic history. I wonder if its available somewhere out there on the world wide PornoNet
Bonus Tracks: These should definitely be in my Top 5 as well, but since they are already mentioned I left them off. But, for those who would like to hear them, here they are:
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the:
Bite my lip and close my eyes
take me away to paradise
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2. Orgasm Addict - The Buzzcocks
3. Dancing With Myself - Billy Idol
4. My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry
5. In My Room - The Beach Boys (ok, perhaps not an obvious one but a teenage boy writing a song about locking himself in his room cannot help but evoke masturbatory images)
When I goggled masturbation in songs, She Bop by Cindy Lauper kept coming up. I would have to look up the lyrics to be sure, but I'm willing to believe she would totally go there.
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we got a buzzin cock
we got an IDOL
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My masturbation songs (without further ado):
Nerf Herder - Fight for Your Right to Masturbate
The Clash - Protex Blue
Third Eye Blind - Faster
88 Fingers Louie - In The John
Blink 182 - M&Ms
Finally, how cool is it that my girlfriend has the body of a ferrari...
:-P
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i HUMPED TILL THIS DRAMADERIE LOST FLUID-THE DRUNKEN fERRARI'S-
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You should link that one if possible my dear MoreMonsters, for that most certainly needs to be heard.
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But if you've got a particular favorite for the ... um.... salami slapping soundtrack, please feel free to offer it up.
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*insert beavis snicker here*
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1) Pink Thing - XTC [lyrics]
2) Fingers - Pink [lyrics]
3) Me and Myself - Lords of Acid [lyrics]
4) Me and My Ding Dong - Pankow [lyrics]
5) Praying Hands - Devo [lyrics]
Bonus Tracks:
These should definitely be in my Top 5 as well, but since they are already mentioned I left them off.
But, for those who would like to hear them, here they are:
One Time for Me - Reverend Horton Heat [lyrics]
Girls of Porn - Mr. Bungle [lyrics]
Longview - Green Day (performed by Richard Cheese) [lyrics]
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