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Why does this happen to me?
I am going to chop that tree down. Gnaw it off its trunk if necessary.
Or at least cut off a few branches. D: -
The sweet smell of... socks.
This is such a cute house. Echizen's a decent roommate, and Kikumaru is interesting to live with [Kikumaru; Kiku house; what is this?].
Also, I was sorely amused that Ohtori-kun and Ryou-kun ended up in the same house. Poor Zaizen. -
Between a rock and a hard place.
Well, I'll take the bunny suit over the bat suit any day. At least bunny suits don't have fake nipples. -
This is extremely confusing.
Apparently Kenya someone Kenya someone hacked into my journal! I am... not Batman! I am just Oshitari Yuushi! D ( Read more... ) -
I have come to a realization.
Everyone.
I am BATMAN.
Yes. You heard me right. I rule gotham city, and I do my best to keep it from falling into the hands of evil.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go don the spandex batsuit and be on my way. The Riddler is trying to take over the city again.
Nananananananana BATMAN.
((ooc- This is Kenya's doing, guys. <3 though you shouldn't know -
This is very odd.
It seems that the dye in the shower water sticks longer to metal than to human skin. Possibly due to the fact that skin sheds itself.
So now if you turn the lights off and I'm in the room, you'll see nothing but my glasses. :D :D :D :D It's amazingly fun ( Read more... ) -
Jumping on the bandwagon!
I'm amused. And disturbed.
About the previous post: turns out she was trying to get me to marry her. We'd talked about that before; I'd said no. This was her way of trying to scare me into it. I'll never understand women. And no, I'll (probably) never go for men either. -
Just a little unlucky.
Now the sex isn't a problem; it's what possibly came of the sex that's a problem. D: What now, do I have to help her with the testing? (This is a rhetorical question. Do not answer it ( Read more... ) -
Delicate femininity.
It has been implied that I'm not performing as well as I should be. Hmm. Does anyone have any advice on female orgasms without resorting to pornographic websites? D: I won't ask how you got the knowledge since most of you crazy people seem to be gay unless you're Fuji unless you're Tezuka unless you want to share. ;D ( Read more... )