I spent about 3 hours creating this.

I am inordinately proud of myself.


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It's official. My Mother-in-law is psychotic.

On the plus side, my wife just banned her from the house!

Cloud, silver lining etc.

First, I saw this.

Then, I read this.

So now, naturally, I'm watching Elfen Lied.

Which, if it really is supposed to be German for "Elf's Song", should be spelt "Elfen Leid".

It's still pronounced "Lyde" though.

I attempted a triumphant return to the scene of my former glories, and promptly locked myself out again.

Heeelp!

*Prays to Khym*

This house is now clee-an...

During a discussion in which we were light heartedly impugning each other's relative worth, (And bedroom performances) the following ensued ( Read more... )

( There is no God )

Please note I didn't have one of these...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

While I DEFINITELY appreciate not having to pretend we're not shagging, and having a second income (Yay for brand new car), one major downside is the in-laws ( Read more... )

Note to self, write something tonight. Two days and I'm already backsliding...