I'm DYING.

Well, I have to say, cooking was quite fun. Us Hufflepuffs really know how to cook up a storm. The house elves didn't seem very happy when I dropped a pan, but that's just too bad, isn't it ( Read more... )

Even after a few days I have a headache. I am never. Drinking. Again. I could not concentrate in any of my classes. It was a disaster, to say the least. I have all these notes now that I can't make heads or tails of. Most of it is "goblin wars bloody hell my head" or "aaaah why are we learning this, my head, my head". What a nightmare ( Read more... )

we are thcha mpions my fgriendsss

and we'll kkeep on fightin t to he eend

TO HUFFLEPUFF!

WE WON!

BRILLIANT, JUSTIN.

Man your broomsticks, Hufflepuff, it's time to show the population of Hogwarts exactly who they're dealing with. I want support, I want cheers, I want points and I want Justin to stop worrying about his broomstick. Look, you weren't the last seeker who had problems. Summerby had problems with his hands (catching the snitch, sorry Summerby - it's ( Read more... )

Seeing as life has been most uneventful this week and Justin isn't doing anything besides his homework, I am forced to update this journal. Yes, it seems that I have reached new levels of boredom.

I just might pierce something.

Any suggestions?

Also, Hufflepuff, we've got Quidditch Practice next Thursday. Don't forget.

Justin hasss showwwn meee howw to usssee theee voiceee thinngggg on my laaappttopp sooo thaat I can speeakk and ittt types thinggss for meeee.

You know, you don't have to speak so slowly.

Really?

Yes.

Fascinating.

My name is Justin Finch-Fletchley and I'm a sausage jockey. I'm flaming. Flaming, flaming, flaming.

They can tell it's not ( Read more... )

Wonder whose next.

ETA

After discussing theories with the first years, and doing away with the ridiculous ones, the first years are convinced that it was Pettigrey. I pointed out that she was a Slytherin and they pointed out that's got nothing to do with it. My, my, the younger generation are much wiser than I thought. No shame, no shame. Must be ( Read more... )