Bill O'Reilly, you are a sad and pathetic excuse for a human being. Not only should you be considered a sexual predator, you are not an American. The authentic Americans that I have known and loved throughout my life were open to criticism and accepting of their faults. Bill O'Reilly, on the other hand, you refuse to accept yourself as incorrect ( Read more... )

So, yeah, I haven't updated this shit in for-fucking-ever. So I thought I might. :D ( Read more... )

Nate and I were on a swell shrieking adventure. We got many people. But on our last shriek, we shrieked a drunk asshole. He pulled up next to us and asked us some questions. The conversation went a little something like this ( Read more... )

So it's been over two months since I've updated this thing. So much has changed! I'm with the girl I want to be with until the day I die, I have new classes, and I've grown as a person! I now know who I am and what I want in life. I want Erin. I want happiness. Erin IS happiness.

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"Isn't it weird that when you're single, all you see are couples? Then when you're a part of a couple, all you see are hookers?"

This journal is now Friends-only, as certain members of my family are reading it at will. That's not gonna happen, sorry.

It happened again.

since Mitch Hedberg died. R.I.P. man, you are a god of comedy.