So do you guys want to hear a great way to let a girl know you really like her? By wishing her Happy Birthday a day before her actual birthday. no wonder i go to fccj.
-zack

Nice little party last night. I saw Michelle finally and a few others missed, and i also drunk dialed a few people, including Danielle. Now i gotta work 10-4, hungover as all hell. ill probably die.
-zack

p.s.saratateisacuntface

I nailed a bitch with an uppercut tonight. True f'n story.

I can't choose.

And I can erase meet Katt Williams off the list of top ten things to do before I die. Next on the list is bang kelly clarkson.

After finding various places where I either a) don't get carded or b) have a friend working, I have become a bit of a drinker. Add that to almost 90% of my friends being over 21, and well, you get me, a semi alcoholic. Whats a semi alcoholic you ask? Well frankly, thats none of your business, but I'll tell you anyways. Its when you drink atleast 5 ( Read more... )

Happy Cinco De Mayo Bitches. Mine was fuckin interesting. How was yours?

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Within the next three months, im going to Sarasota for a week, New York for a week, and im turning 21. I might not live past the summer. So I love you guys. -Zack

Is fucking good right now. I'll let you bitches guess as to why. The End.