So I get this vision and it’s like a vision from the OmniDude or something and he tells me “David,” And I interject,” it’s Zack your high stationary dudeness,” and he’s like “okay Jackass I’ll remember that when you’re in line for melty burritos ( Read more... )

I am so pissed off! I gave everybody my wishlist of computer hardware for my birfday, but nobody bought me anything :-(.

Oh and someone at work found out I was into goth and I think that's why I got fired :-(.

Hey and know what? adamundead went around saying how they saw me talking crap about amnos. And yeah. You might guess I don't give a flying f*** ( Read more... )

HOWDY HO DIDIDLY hum Guess what time it is every one! That's right you do! You Know So I don't neeed to tell you so i'll stop already. Alright i'll stop. I promise. No I mean it. I wouldn't kid you. I like you. No really I mean it. Look at this face. Look at this face. yeeah... look at it ( Read more... )

BILL! (Snake Charmer)

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FURY CON

ehem ehem I mean FURRY CON! Recently I attended the greatest Con eva RACON 2004! AWESOME

Here I am in the greast fur suit eva
another view of costume
So I just arrive and then this jackass shows up and likes this is a starswars con! What a jerk. I don't believe this guy. Any I got over it when i met Urhoo. He's a cool guy. He gave ( Read more... )

This is April Sorry to fool every one iwth the date above due to this faulty injustice I have aplogized. It is actually th 20th of 4 and apparently according to my esteemed colleagues I have misjudged th 20th of the past. Sorry. Apparently for some people the 20th was an excellent day. Excellent. You know what I have to say... excellent. ( Read more... )

THIS EVENT AS REMINDED BY A DEAR FRIEND HEADI.... ehem ehem... HEER YEEH HEER YEEEH> TODAY IS THE BIRTH OF ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST REMEMBERED vILLIAN AND ARTIST SENOR hITLER. SO TO COMEMORATE THIS BLOODY BLOKE WE WILL COMENCE IN THE FOOL MOCKERY BY LOOKING BACK ON hITLER'S LIFE AND LAUGH AT HIM EVERY STEP OF THE WAY ( Read more... )

Recently my friend Adam said this

WAAAAAHHH Poor Adam has to eat Bananas. Check out these Bananas and then feel sorry for Adam.

or he could choose option B

Happy Birthday MumRa! Hope its a good one!
YOur fan and follwer of the underworld,
Slave henchman Zack

"Excuuuuuussaa me? There is noa Closeto there isa Just a crazy french man with two loafs of bread under his arms. Some may say they isa Phalic but I knowsa betta they isa just the bread that isa the french. You silly poodle I hates the Intrea Web and this Zetupid web Page that mocks life and all that is not. So i play in my tower with my ( Read more... )