If anyone knows of a radiologist and/or preschool in the Montville, NJ area, please let me know. Thanks!

...but Kelly Ripa just cheered me up.

I waited in line yesterday morning for almost two and a half hours with my fellow New Yorkers. I heard not a word of complaint from anyone. Think about that for a moment. Hundreds of New Yorkers. Slow moving lines. Hours. This is not like us. They could be handing out fat sacks of cash and some guy would still be like, "Come on already!" But ( Read more... )

Stay classy, Wasilla.

"But the choice is between the right change and the wrong change, between going forward and going backward ( Read more... )

Black Guy Asks Nation For Change

It is March 17. And you know what that means...

We all survived the Ides of March. Well done, all.

I don't really care about St. Patrick's Day, except that it is an excuse to drink if you find that you need an excuse for such things. I do however care about Muppets and mournful songs. So...

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Dear New York State Lottery,

A Little Bit of Luck is the least appealing spokescharacter since Hep-Cat, the Hepatitis Kitty the Six Flags old dude. Kudos. There ought to be an award. In the absence of such, let me offer my scorn and derision (cash value 1/100 of a cent).

Zan

This makes me sick to my stomach.

Congrats, Bill. You just convinced me to give yet another donation to Obama.

Fuckers.

The roll of cowards can be found here.

And yes, Hillary, not voting counts as a Nay vote in this case. Not voting favors the majority. The vote was probably a foregone conclusion. They didn't have the votes. But goddammit, people, could you please put your foot down and at least try defend the Rule of fucking Law? Even if it's just ( Read more... )