Whats up everybody. Tristan here doing his annual update it almost seems now. O well, ive been so fruckin busy now i have hardly any time to do a live journal update. Ive been running around here working with my radio show, plannign my new tv show, still working on the old one, doing other comedic writing, drinking heavily, meeting new people. as ( Read more... )

Rarely do i do these, but i filled in my answers, and while i didn't agree with all of it, i like the last line
Why they hate you: Your too good to be true.

Thats an old nike Shoepump to the ego.
And aint it the truth.

Ill try a real update later, if i feel like it. So you may have to wait a few days.

Ah once again its past sunrise, and i still creep about. i wouldn't call it creep im more of a retarded emu let loose in the room. My poor roomate, i would hate me, im always clinkin and clangin shit together, dropping snapple bottles, blasting wu tang. Ive found plans of castration in his files. I remain ever on the watch ( Read more... )

I felt like a kid today, it was wonderful. First i wake up to snow, the first snow outside of the home i grew up in. I felt different just seeing it. no time to think though, i was off to my favorite class featuring the one and only Frank Farrell. The man is terrific take a class if you can by him. Any way after seeing the snow, and " ( Read more... )

Great, my parents went through my pants and found my rolling papers and lighters. And i didn't even bother denying it. Then my older brother comes up and tells my parents that im a alcholic. (which is funny because he is actaully an alcholic). God damn so now my parents thing im even more of a wastecase. And they hate all my friends now, due to ( Read more... )

Im Getting fed up with all of this

Tristan here, just wanted to tell you that angela is really really awsome, and extremly beautiful. ANd next time i see her im going to treat her like royalty because she deserves that much.

Heres to you

Hello everyone, im sitting in my disgusting room right now, with a severe pain in my tube steak and my round balls of happiness. You see i went to the Graveyard tonight, where they proceded to ride up more and more around my mule till it was wrapping itself around it, cutting off circulation to the tip of the pruple mushroom. Whiel normaly i would ( Read more... )

***************Anger*********************

New Layout, To further prove im too lazy to make this look good. Jesus, this looks like a spastic 5 year old with a box of crayons, went into violant convulsions meanwhile vomiting up the crackers and crayons he ate just 3 hours ago all up onto my page.