There will be wiffle ball, food, and my wild relatives at my house on june 19th from 1-6 p.m. Those who were unaware of this are now aware. Please come if you have any desire to.

I recommend that you get dirt on your hands if you haven't yet this summer.

132 hair clips, 30 tuxes and dresses (one being a wedding dress), 19 sleeping bags, 14 slushies, 7 blankets, 4 glistening sweeneys or at least one on 4 occasions, 3 ping pong victories, and one ultimate dance party. Ok so i'm caving in, but at least i'm fashionably late. I did count all of the 132 hair clips that were scattered around my house ( Read more... )

I guess you can't mock jesus or the pope in the building adjacent to the Vatican

I felt like my membership to the bus lobby gang was delivered to me in the form of a westford police officer today. So here's what went down ( Read more... )

So I went down to Maryland today to check out Johns Hopkins. Everything about the school seemed pure at first glance: the campus was a frisbee player's heaven, the students were not pompous pretentious assholes but were conversely full of southern graciousness, and well, cal ripken played in baltimore. After meeting with two ladies from the ( Read more... )

Milkshakes are made to be consumed via a straw. There is nothing less satisfying then getting your wisdom teeth out then realizing that the one thing that really differentiates a milkshake from a heap of ice cream in a cup has been stripped away from you. Once I recover I vow to never eat a frosty with a spoon ever again. Nothing could entice me to ( Read more... )

I love Robin Williams. He's a comedic genius and splendid actor. Any man that can do great impersonations of old men popping viagra pills is a hero of mine. I'm writing about Robin not in shear reverence, but more because I think my life might be like one of the character's that he had to play. In the movie jack, Robin has to play a man who ages ( Read more... )

How often do you find yourself taking those risks which are really life changing? You're probably wondering what constitutes life-changing. To answer that I think life needs to be broken down into small pieces kinda like shattered glass. So the shards of life, hmmm? Everyone must have a basic routine. Although routines exist i think that most of us ( Read more... )

My new icon is a little tikes basketball hoop with a picture of me in my rec uniform holding the rock with a touch of glowing edges filter.

Thumbs up or down?

Smitty, sideways is not an option.

When nothing else exists there is still DDR.

I want to apologize to all that have been affected by me today. That which i have done is irreconcilable and is a true mockery of the trust vested in me. Although these words can never take back actions or the lack thereof, I want those who i have hurt or disappointed today to know that I am truly sorry.

The worst day ever