Sticky: Fic Masterlist or: Pretty Boys and Thousands of Words
Important note:
Additional fics that are not on this list can be found via my AO3 account. I'm no longer updating this journal, but I am currently doing my best to upload copies of everything I have (including Lotrips and embarrassing older stuff) to my AO3 account in an attempt to be organised.
One Direction
!!! Actually, you know what? I just... I'm not an organised person and AO3 does an amazing job. So, anything new is here!
Don't Believe in Touchdowns
(Louis/Zayn; PG-13)
AO3 Link
Surely there must be a rational explanation for why Zayn’s bandmates keep presenting him with roses?
~ 2'800 words
This Shifting Ground
(Harry/Louis, Liam/Zayn, Niall/Amy; R)
AO3 Link
University AU. In which Louis, law student, is the cheeky waiter to Harry’s dates. This is how it starts.
~ 29'000 words overall, posted in 3 parts
X-Men (First Class)
Finally Moving
(Charles/Erik; R)
AO3 Link
Modern AU that is clearly inspired by Atonement (minus most of the angst, that is). - In which Erik is the son of servants, Charles is the son of aristocrats, and hedgehogs make repeated appearances.
~ 8'900 words
Time to Grow
(Charles/Erik; R)
AO3 Link
In which you'll find chess dates which aren't dates (or maybe Charles is wrong about that). -- Based on First Class, this turns AU during the beach scene.
~ 21'000 words
or: [Audio!fic], thanks to theonlytwin nd ruka_nanjou
Hawaii Five-O (2010)
Swim For Brighter Days
(Danny/Steve; PG-13)
LJ or AO3
Danny kisses Steve late on a Tuesday, early on a Wednesday. (Set vaguely post-finale of S1, so spoilers for that.)
~ 4'300 words
Detours and Shortcuts
(Danny/Steve; PG-13)
Link (AO3)
AU - Hawaii 5-0 meets The Hangover. In which Danny wakes up wearing a stranger's t-shirt. And why is there a rabbit nibbling on his fingers?
~ 12'000 words
No Place Left to Run
(A mixture of pre-Steve/Danny and Danny/Rachel; PG-13)
Link
Sort-of-fic, tag to the Season 1 finale; a look into Rachel's and Danny's heads
~ 2'800 words
A Day Without Rain
(Steve/Danny; R)
Link (AO3)
In which pancakes count as a gesture.
~ 5'300 words
Set Fire to This Card House
(Steve/Danny; NC-17)
Link to Masterpost
In which you’ll find agents, hotel beds of varying sizes and sensible rules that still deserve to be broken.
Word count: ~74'500
, posted in six chapters
As The Night Caves In
(Steve/Danny; R)
Link (AO3)
In which there are stakeouts and a kidnapping (in that order), and Steve’s threats are not idle.
~ 19'000 words
Intermission
(Steve/Danny UST; PG-13)
Link
A missing scene of 1x17. Kind of. Maybe just an interpretation.
451 words
Reasons Not To Be An Idiot
(Steve/Danny; R)
Link (AO3)
In which you'll find a bar fight, misunderstandings and a pink elephant.
~ 4'800 words
To the Shore
(Steve/Danny; NC-17)
Link
AU. Take canon and replace Steve’s SEAL training with him and Mary owning a surf shop. Blend until smooth. Decorate with Grace talking Danny into surfing lessons. Serve hot.
~ 15'700 words
The Sound of Sunshine Coming Down
(Steve/Danny; PG)
Link
Ficlet. Because we all know the couch in Steve's office is more comfortable than the one in Danny's apartment.
~ 670 words
No Parachutes
(Danny/Steve; PG-13)
Link
Five times Danny chickened out (and one time he didn't).
~ 3'000 words
Be That Easy
(Danny/Steve; R)
Link
>> Danny hated his life. He did. In particular, he hated the day Lieutenant Commander Steve McGarrett had walked into his investigation and robbed him of evidence, everyday routine work and his sanity. <<
~ 5'500 words
Inception
Coming Down From These Heights
(Arthur/Eames; PG-13)
Link
>> The first time they met, it took twenty-eight seconds for Eames to start hitting on Arthur. It took a good five hours for Arthur to point a gun at Eames’ head. <<
~ 4'900 words
Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Motherfucking Holmes or: This is not a primer. Well, not really. Maybe a little.
Mixtape: These Flickering Moods (…or: 18 songs to celebrate the ambiguous relationship of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson, complete with pictures and quotes and more things you never knew you didn’t need.)
Broken Substitutes
(Holmes/Watson (past Mary/Watson); NC-17)
Link to Part 1
Death and loss, hurt and comfort, Moriarty, drugs, addictions and sex that is a means to an end, until it isn’t anymore. Also: a couple of scientific details that might require a suspension of disbelief. (Post-movie, with several elements stolen from the books.)
>>“I never said I didn’t find it difficult to stay away.” Holmes laid the violin bow across the table, one end dipping into the marmalade. “I considered it a wise decision. However, as soon as I heard of your loss, I couldn’t-I wouldn’t, that is. Leave you alone in these hard times.”<<
~ 33'000 words
A Hypothetical Question
(Holmes/Watson; PG-13)
Link
>> Watson’s lips twisted in amusement, and his eyes were bright on Holmes’ face. “I’ve seen worse, Holmes. Although I really must find out one day how you learn about these places. Did you notice the embroidered curtains?” <<
~ 1'700 words
A Silly Phase
(Holmes/Watson; PG-13)
Link
>> If Holmes hadn’t just turned into a six-year-old boy right in front of Watson’s eyes, he’d probably be able to come up with a scientifically sound explanation. <<
~ 7'800 words
Merlin
Merlin for Dummies (A Primer of Sorts)
Chance Encounters
(Merlin/Arthur; PG-13)
Link (AO3)
>> AU. In which Merlin doesn't enjoy meeting strangers, but maybe there are exceptions to the rule. <<
~ 1'800 words
Miles from Nowhere
(Merlin/Arthur; PG-13)
Link
>> “Still running away from me?” Arthur calls out. <<
~ 1'900 words
Radiant Under Every Sort of Light
(Merlin/Arthur, background pairings; R)
Link to Headers & Chapter 1
>> Just your everyday Circus AU. Or: In which there are aerialists, decorative metal flowers, prejudices, artsy books and magic. Obviously. <<
~55'000 words, finished, posted in 8 chapters
Bonus: Podfic by eosrose
Sketches In The Air
(Merlin/Arthur; R)
Link
>> In which there are warnings, crossbow lessons and multiple revelations. <<
~ 9'000 words
Walking In Your Landscape
(Merlin/Arthur; R)
Link
>> What Arthur doesn’t know is that he’s just about one comment away from a fist to the stomach. <<
~ 2'500 words
Where the Pavement Ends
(Merlin/Arthur (Gwen/Lancelot); R)
Link
A modern day AU that delivers three well-worn tropes (university, strippers, businessmen) for the price of one. Consider this your warning.
>> When Merlin finished his A-levels, financing university by taking his clothes off didn’t exactly occur to him. <<
~ 60'000 words
Merlin RPS
Come Crashing In
(Bradley/Colin; NC-17, warning for D/s)
Link
>> The first scene they shoot together has Bradley trapping Colin’s arm behind his back, bending him over. <<
~ 7'000 words
Extra: podfic by nu_breed can be found here, and it is beautiful.
Bandom (mostly Panic At The Disco)
Agent Provocateur
(AU-ish; Brendon/Ryan (Jon/Spencer); R)
Link (Archive of Our Own)
>> "I just flipped Spencer," Brendon announces. / "Yeah?" Ryan doesn't sound particularly surprised, but he closes his laptop and turns his head. "Good for you." <<
~ 20,000 words
Anyone Else But You
(AU; Brendon/Ryan (Jon/Spencer, Gabe/William, Gerard/Frank, Brendon/Cash, quite a few implied others); R)
Link to Headers & Chapter 1
>> College AU. Panic never formed at high school. Instead, they meet at college, and in between striking up a friendship with his working colleague Spencer and trying to ensure that his roommate Jon doesn’t get sick of him, in between forming a band and writing songs, Brendon would really appreciate it if his bandmate (and Spencer’s best friend) Ryan Ross didn’t turn out to be Brendon’s TA. Especially considering their fling just before the start of the term. <<
~ 65,000+ words
(Sequel: Find My Niche, see below)
The Art of Underwater Breathing
(AU; Jon/Ryan, Brendon/Spencer (minor pairings: Gabe/William, Pete/Patrick, Ryan/William); NC-17)
Link to Headers & Part 1
>> Diving center AU set in the south of France. Multiple Bandom members milling about, with the focus on the Panic boys. (Ryan and Spencer spend a month at Pete Wentz' Diving Center of Fun and Stunning Underwater Experiences; Jon and Brendon are their diving instructors. Bare-chested sexual tension ensues.) <<
~ 31,000+ words
Back At One
(Brendon/Ryan, past Ryan/Keltie, mentions of Jon/Cassie and Spencer/Haley; PG-13)
Link
>> “Save you?” Brendon’s laugh is hollow and utterly wrong, twisting through a lull in the music. If Ryan never had to hear it again, it would still be too soon. “I’m not superman.” <<
~ 7'500 words
Better Together
(Gabe/Ryan/William; NC-17)
Link
>> “It’s been weeks,” Ryan says, and he didn’t mean it to come out like that, there’s no one but you guys, but that’s what spills out anyway. <<
~ 3'600 words
Blink, And Again
(AU; Spencer/Ryan, Brendon/Jon; PG-13)
Link
>> Ryan really just wants a job at Pete Wentz’ publishing house. He doesn’t expect to recognize the personnel manager as his childhood friend Spencer Smith. <<
~ 9'900 words
Catching Airplanes
(AU; Brendon/Ryan (Jon/Cassie, Spencer/Haley); R)
Link
>> If I've forgotten how to sing before I've sung this song / I'll write it all across the wall before my job is done. (A Northern Downpour AU.) <<
~ 8'400 words
(co-written with softlyforgotten)
!!! Code of Conduct
(Panic GSF); R)
Link (AO3)
>> There are rules about sex on the bus. <<
~ 2'300 words
Find My Niche (Sequel to Anyone Else But You)
(AU; Jon/Spencer (Brendon/Ryan, pre-GSF); R)
Link
>> When Jon and Spencer fight, it’s quiet. <<
~ 6'400 words
Frame the Sky
(AU; Brendon/Ryan, Jon/Spencer/; PG-13)
Link
>> The dancing flames in the fireplace seemed to echo Spencer’s delighted chuckle. “Ryan thinks you’re magic.” <<
~ 6'000 words
Full Circle
(Brendon/Ryan; R)
Link
>> It’s probably a good thing Ryan is less into regrets and more into learning from past mistakes, these days. <<
~ 4'700 words
Further Down the Road
(Ryan/Spencer, implied Brendon/Jon, Ryan/Pete; PG-13)
Link
>> The sketch of a full moon is sitting next to yesterday’s date, and twenty-eight days, Spencer thinks. Twenty-eight days. He could be wrong, of course, but… He doesn’t know why it makes a twisted kind of sense mostly because it’s Ryan, but it does. <<
~ 7'000 words
Hold the Pose
(AU; Brendon/Ryan, Jon/Spencer, Gabe/William, Brendon/Tom, Tom/Haley, Spencer/Haley, Brendon/Cash, quite a few implied others); R)
Link to Headers & Part 1
>> College AU. In which Brendon cleans the apartment of published author Ryan Ross to finance his college studies, and Spencer opens up an Indian style café and hires Jon to brew his fair trade coffee. <<
~ 42,000+ words
In Case the Scene Gets Nasty
(AU; Brendon/Ryan (Jon/Cassie, Spencer/Haley); NC-17)
Link to Headers and Part 1
>> Better to take the long way home than not to arrive at all. A high school AU. <<
~ 90'000 words
(co-written with softlyforgotten)
A Most Brilliant Dance
(AU; Ryan/Spencer, Brendon/Jon, others; PG-13)
Link to Header Post
>> A lot of truths have been universally acknowledged.<<
A Pride and Prejudice AU.
~ 77'000 words
(co-written with softlyforgotten)
!!! Natural Progression
(Ryan/Spencer; PG-13)
Link (AO3)
>> Whenever one of them is the focus of unwelcome attention, the other is ready to step in, lean in so close that their noses brush while a hand splays possessively over the other's shoulder. <<
~ 3'000 words
Perfect Symmetry
(Panic GSF aka Brendon/Jon/Ryan/Spencer; NC-17)
Link to Headers & Part i.-iii.
>> “Actually, yeah,” Brendon says. “That’s kind of what I wanted to talk to you about. I’m. Thinking of doing a solo album.” <<
Or: The one in which they have to relearn each other. (Set some time after an imaginary 3rd Panic album.)
~ 46'000 words
Personal Affairs
(AU; Brendon/Spencer, Jon/Ryan (past Ryan/Spencer, other background pairings mentioned); R)
Link to Headers & Chapter 1
>> Office AU. When Spencer Smith is put in charge of planning some legal aspects of a top secret, rather spectacular take-over of another company, he quickly falls into an e-mail sort-of-flirtation with his colleague at another site, Brendon Urie. But when Brendon actually visits New York and Spencer for a face-to-face meeting, Spencer withdraws because how do you handle it when someone you exchanged countless e-mails with turns out to be just as hot as you imagined? <<
~ 30,000+ words
A Rough First Draft
(Ryan/Spencer; NC-17)
Link
>> Ryan used to be sure of Spencer. Now, he’s… not so much. <<
~ 7'500 words
Second Sight
(AU; Brendon/Ryan; NC-17)
Headers & Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3
>> Ryan doesn’t think Brendon has missed more than two episodes of Spencer’s show in the last year, usually making himself comfortable in Ryan’s office while they listen and Ryan keeps track of the time so as not to be late for the news at one, his last round for that shift. Ryan’s always just assumed that Brendon’s a tiny little bit in love with Spencer. Most people who listen to the show on a regular basis are. <<
~ 25'000 words
Still Motion
(Ryan/Spencer; NC-17; warnings for mild D/s content)
Link
>> Spencer is strong enough now to hold both of Ryan’s wrists down with just one hand. <<
~ 5'000 words
Panic At The Disco - Ficlets
Blows in My Mind
(Brendon/Spencer; PG-13)
Link
>> Brendon closes his eyes against the brightness of another flash of lightning. “You know,” he tells Spencer, no real purpose behind it, just because it fits. “I used to be scared of thunderstorms, as a kid.” <<
~ 1'150 words
In Between Days
(Jon/Ryan; PG-13)
Link
>> Ryan thought that his routine might change with Jon there, but it really doesn’t.<<
~ 1'400 words
Took the Long Way
(Ryan/Spencer, minor Brendon/Jon; PG-13)
Link
>> They celebrate Ryan's thirtieth birthday on a hill in Italy, vineyards melting into the sea that melts into the horizon.<<
~ 1'300 words
Untitled AU (This Is Just a Beginning)
(Tortall AU; Jon/Ryan; PG)
Link
>> “You’re hiring,” the boy says, not quite a question and not quite a statement, his voice low. <<
~ 1'800 words
Harry Potter
Momenti Diversi
(Harry/Draco; NC-17)
Link to Headers & Day One
>> In which you'll find the Italian sun, some sexual tension, a reluctant Harry and a persuasive Draco. (Post-Hogwarts, aftermath of war.)<<
~ 30'000
LotRips
...sorry, only one is back up yet...
Natural Progression
(Orlando/Viggo; R)
Link to AO3
>> Wherein you'll find prissy elves and filthy humans. Or, alternatively: Wherein no one cries, dies, takes drugs, attempts suicide, is raped or injured in a bad car accident. <<
~ 11'600
Rest coming...
Additional fics that are not on this list can be found via my AO3 account. I'm no longer updating this journal, but I am currently doing my best to upload copies of everything I have (including Lotrips and embarrassing older stuff) to my AO3 account in an attempt to be organised.
One Direction
!!! Actually, you know what? I just... I'm not an organised person and AO3 does an amazing job. So, anything new is here!
Don't Believe in Touchdowns
(Louis/Zayn; PG-13)
AO3 Link
Surely there must be a rational explanation for why Zayn’s bandmates keep presenting him with roses?
~ 2'800 words
This Shifting Ground
(Harry/Louis, Liam/Zayn, Niall/Amy; R)
AO3 Link
University AU. In which Louis, law student, is the cheeky waiter to Harry’s dates. This is how it starts.
~ 29'000 words overall, posted in 3 parts
X-Men (First Class)
Finally Moving
(Charles/Erik; R)
AO3 Link
Modern AU that is clearly inspired by Atonement (minus most of the angst, that is). - In which Erik is the son of servants, Charles is the son of aristocrats, and hedgehogs make repeated appearances.
~ 8'900 words
Time to Grow
(Charles/Erik; R)
AO3 Link
In which you'll find chess dates which aren't dates (or maybe Charles is wrong about that). -- Based on First Class, this turns AU during the beach scene.
~ 21'000 words
or: [Audio!fic], thanks to theonlytwin nd ruka_nanjou
Hawaii Five-O (2010)
Swim For Brighter Days
(Danny/Steve; PG-13)
LJ or AO3
Danny kisses Steve late on a Tuesday, early on a Wednesday. (Set vaguely post-finale of S1, so spoilers for that.)
~ 4'300 words
Detours and Shortcuts
(Danny/Steve; PG-13)
Link (AO3)
AU - Hawaii 5-0 meets The Hangover. In which Danny wakes up wearing a stranger's t-shirt. And why is there a rabbit nibbling on his fingers?
~ 12'000 words
No Place Left to Run
(A mixture of pre-Steve/Danny and Danny/Rachel; PG-13)
Link
Sort-of-fic, tag to the Season 1 finale; a look into Rachel's and Danny's heads
~ 2'800 words
A Day Without Rain
(Steve/Danny; R)
Link (AO3)
In which pancakes count as a gesture.
~ 5'300 words
Set Fire to This Card House
(Steve/Danny; NC-17)
Link to Masterpost
In which you’ll find agents, hotel beds of varying sizes and sensible rules that still deserve to be broken.
Word count: ~74'500
, posted in six chapters
As The Night Caves In
(Steve/Danny; R)
Link (AO3)
In which there are stakeouts and a kidnapping (in that order), and Steve’s threats are not idle.
~ 19'000 words
Intermission
(Steve/Danny UST; PG-13)
Link
A missing scene of 1x17. Kind of. Maybe just an interpretation.
451 words
Reasons Not To Be An Idiot
(Steve/Danny; R)
Link (AO3)
In which you'll find a bar fight, misunderstandings and a pink elephant.
~ 4'800 words
To the Shore
(Steve/Danny; NC-17)
Link
AU. Take canon and replace Steve’s SEAL training with him and Mary owning a surf shop. Blend until smooth. Decorate with Grace talking Danny into surfing lessons. Serve hot.
~ 15'700 words
The Sound of Sunshine Coming Down
(Steve/Danny; PG)
Link
Ficlet. Because we all know the couch in Steve's office is more comfortable than the one in Danny's apartment.
~ 670 words
No Parachutes
(Danny/Steve; PG-13)
Link
Five times Danny chickened out (and one time he didn't).
~ 3'000 words
Be That Easy
(Danny/Steve; R)
Link
>> Danny hated his life. He did. In particular, he hated the day Lieutenant Commander Steve McGarrett had walked into his investigation and robbed him of evidence, everyday routine work and his sanity. <<
~ 5'500 words
Inception
Coming Down From These Heights
(Arthur/Eames; PG-13)
Link
>> The first time they met, it took twenty-eight seconds for Eames to start hitting on Arthur. It took a good five hours for Arthur to point a gun at Eames’ head. <<
~ 4'900 words
Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Motherfucking Holmes or: This is not a primer. Well, not really. Maybe a little.
Mixtape: These Flickering Moods (…or: 18 songs to celebrate the ambiguous relationship of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson, complete with pictures and quotes and more things you never knew you didn’t need.)
Broken Substitutes
(Holmes/Watson (past Mary/Watson); NC-17)
Link to Part 1
Death and loss, hurt and comfort, Moriarty, drugs, addictions and sex that is a means to an end, until it isn’t anymore. Also: a couple of scientific details that might require a suspension of disbelief. (Post-movie, with several elements stolen from the books.)
>>“I never said I didn’t find it difficult to stay away.” Holmes laid the violin bow across the table, one end dipping into the marmalade. “I considered it a wise decision. However, as soon as I heard of your loss, I couldn’t-I wouldn’t, that is. Leave you alone in these hard times.”<<
~ 33'000 words
A Hypothetical Question
(Holmes/Watson; PG-13)
Link
>> Watson’s lips twisted in amusement, and his eyes were bright on Holmes’ face. “I’ve seen worse, Holmes. Although I really must find out one day how you learn about these places. Did you notice the embroidered curtains?” <<
~ 1'700 words
A Silly Phase
(Holmes/Watson; PG-13)
Link
>> If Holmes hadn’t just turned into a six-year-old boy right in front of Watson’s eyes, he’d probably be able to come up with a scientifically sound explanation. <<
~ 7'800 words
Merlin
Merlin for Dummies (A Primer of Sorts)
Chance Encounters
(Merlin/Arthur; PG-13)
Link (AO3)
>> AU. In which Merlin doesn't enjoy meeting strangers, but maybe there are exceptions to the rule. <<
~ 1'800 words
Miles from Nowhere
(Merlin/Arthur; PG-13)
Link
>> “Still running away from me?” Arthur calls out. <<
~ 1'900 words
Radiant Under Every Sort of Light
(Merlin/Arthur, background pairings; R)
Link to Headers & Chapter 1
>> Just your everyday Circus AU. Or: In which there are aerialists, decorative metal flowers, prejudices, artsy books and magic. Obviously. <<
~55'000 words, finished, posted in 8 chapters
Bonus: Podfic by eosrose
Sketches In The Air
(Merlin/Arthur; R)
Link
>> In which there are warnings, crossbow lessons and multiple revelations. <<
~ 9'000 words
Walking In Your Landscape
(Merlin/Arthur; R)
Link
>> What Arthur doesn’t know is that he’s just about one comment away from a fist to the stomach. <<
~ 2'500 words
Where the Pavement Ends
(Merlin/Arthur (Gwen/Lancelot); R)
Link
A modern day AU that delivers three well-worn tropes (university, strippers, businessmen) for the price of one. Consider this your warning.
>> When Merlin finished his A-levels, financing university by taking his clothes off didn’t exactly occur to him. <<
~ 60'000 words
Merlin RPS
Come Crashing In
(Bradley/Colin; NC-17, warning for D/s)
Link
>> The first scene they shoot together has Bradley trapping Colin’s arm behind his back, bending him over. <<
~ 7'000 words
Extra: podfic by nu_breed can be found here, and it is beautiful.
Bandom (mostly Panic At The Disco)
Agent Provocateur
(AU-ish; Brendon/Ryan (Jon/Spencer); R)
Link (Archive of Our Own)
>> "I just flipped Spencer," Brendon announces. / "Yeah?" Ryan doesn't sound particularly surprised, but he closes his laptop and turns his head. "Good for you." <<
~ 20,000 words
Anyone Else But You
(AU; Brendon/Ryan (Jon/Spencer, Gabe/William, Gerard/Frank, Brendon/Cash, quite a few implied others); R)
Link to Headers & Chapter 1
>> College AU. Panic never formed at high school. Instead, they meet at college, and in between striking up a friendship with his working colleague Spencer and trying to ensure that his roommate Jon doesn’t get sick of him, in between forming a band and writing songs, Brendon would really appreciate it if his bandmate (and Spencer’s best friend) Ryan Ross didn’t turn out to be Brendon’s TA. Especially considering their fling just before the start of the term. <<
~ 65,000+ words
(Sequel: Find My Niche, see below)
The Art of Underwater Breathing
(AU; Jon/Ryan, Brendon/Spencer (minor pairings: Gabe/William, Pete/Patrick, Ryan/William); NC-17)
Link to Headers & Part 1
>> Diving center AU set in the south of France. Multiple Bandom members milling about, with the focus on the Panic boys. (Ryan and Spencer spend a month at Pete Wentz' Diving Center of Fun and Stunning Underwater Experiences; Jon and Brendon are their diving instructors. Bare-chested sexual tension ensues.) <<
~ 31,000+ words
Back At One
(Brendon/Ryan, past Ryan/Keltie, mentions of Jon/Cassie and Spencer/Haley; PG-13)
Link
>> “Save you?” Brendon’s laugh is hollow and utterly wrong, twisting through a lull in the music. If Ryan never had to hear it again, it would still be too soon. “I’m not superman.” <<
~ 7'500 words
Better Together
(Gabe/Ryan/William; NC-17)
Link
>> “It’s been weeks,” Ryan says, and he didn’t mean it to come out like that, there’s no one but you guys, but that’s what spills out anyway. <<
~ 3'600 words
Blink, And Again
(AU; Spencer/Ryan, Brendon/Jon; PG-13)
Link
>> Ryan really just wants a job at Pete Wentz’ publishing house. He doesn’t expect to recognize the personnel manager as his childhood friend Spencer Smith. <<
~ 9'900 words
Catching Airplanes
(AU; Brendon/Ryan (Jon/Cassie, Spencer/Haley); R)
Link
>> If I've forgotten how to sing before I've sung this song / I'll write it all across the wall before my job is done. (A Northern Downpour AU.) <<
~ 8'400 words
(co-written with softlyforgotten)
!!! Code of Conduct
(Panic GSF); R)
Link (AO3)
>> There are rules about sex on the bus. <<
~ 2'300 words
Find My Niche (Sequel to Anyone Else But You)
(AU; Jon/Spencer (Brendon/Ryan, pre-GSF); R)
Link
>> When Jon and Spencer fight, it’s quiet. <<
~ 6'400 words
Frame the Sky
(AU; Brendon/Ryan, Jon/Spencer/; PG-13)
Link
>> The dancing flames in the fireplace seemed to echo Spencer’s delighted chuckle. “Ryan thinks you’re magic.” <<
~ 6'000 words
Full Circle
(Brendon/Ryan; R)
Link
>> It’s probably a good thing Ryan is less into regrets and more into learning from past mistakes, these days. <<
~ 4'700 words
Further Down the Road
(Ryan/Spencer, implied Brendon/Jon, Ryan/Pete; PG-13)
Link
>> The sketch of a full moon is sitting next to yesterday’s date, and twenty-eight days, Spencer thinks. Twenty-eight days. He could be wrong, of course, but… He doesn’t know why it makes a twisted kind of sense mostly because it’s Ryan, but it does. <<
~ 7'000 words
Hold the Pose
(AU; Brendon/Ryan, Jon/Spencer, Gabe/William, Brendon/Tom, Tom/Haley, Spencer/Haley, Brendon/Cash, quite a few implied others); R)
Link to Headers & Part 1
>> College AU. In which Brendon cleans the apartment of published author Ryan Ross to finance his college studies, and Spencer opens up an Indian style café and hires Jon to brew his fair trade coffee. <<
~ 42,000+ words
In Case the Scene Gets Nasty
(AU; Brendon/Ryan (Jon/Cassie, Spencer/Haley); NC-17)
Link to Headers and Part 1
>> Better to take the long way home than not to arrive at all. A high school AU. <<
~ 90'000 words
(co-written with softlyforgotten)
A Most Brilliant Dance
(AU; Ryan/Spencer, Brendon/Jon, others; PG-13)
Link to Header Post
>> A lot of truths have been universally acknowledged.<<
A Pride and Prejudice AU.
~ 77'000 words
(co-written with softlyforgotten)
!!! Natural Progression
(Ryan/Spencer; PG-13)
Link (AO3)
>> Whenever one of them is the focus of unwelcome attention, the other is ready to step in, lean in so close that their noses brush while a hand splays possessively over the other's shoulder. <<
~ 3'000 words
Perfect Symmetry
(Panic GSF aka Brendon/Jon/Ryan/Spencer; NC-17)
Link to Headers & Part i.-iii.
>> “Actually, yeah,” Brendon says. “That’s kind of what I wanted to talk to you about. I’m. Thinking of doing a solo album.” <<
Or: The one in which they have to relearn each other. (Set some time after an imaginary 3rd Panic album.)
~ 46'000 words
Personal Affairs
(AU; Brendon/Spencer, Jon/Ryan (past Ryan/Spencer, other background pairings mentioned); R)
Link to Headers & Chapter 1
>> Office AU. When Spencer Smith is put in charge of planning some legal aspects of a top secret, rather spectacular take-over of another company, he quickly falls into an e-mail sort-of-flirtation with his colleague at another site, Brendon Urie. But when Brendon actually visits New York and Spencer for a face-to-face meeting, Spencer withdraws because how do you handle it when someone you exchanged countless e-mails with turns out to be just as hot as you imagined? <<
~ 30,000+ words
A Rough First Draft
(Ryan/Spencer; NC-17)
Link
>> Ryan used to be sure of Spencer. Now, he’s… not so much. <<
~ 7'500 words
Second Sight
(AU; Brendon/Ryan; NC-17)
Headers & Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3
>> Ryan doesn’t think Brendon has missed more than two episodes of Spencer’s show in the last year, usually making himself comfortable in Ryan’s office while they listen and Ryan keeps track of the time so as not to be late for the news at one, his last round for that shift. Ryan’s always just assumed that Brendon’s a tiny little bit in love with Spencer. Most people who listen to the show on a regular basis are. <<
~ 25'000 words
Still Motion
(Ryan/Spencer; NC-17; warnings for mild D/s content)
Link
>> Spencer is strong enough now to hold both of Ryan’s wrists down with just one hand. <<
~ 5'000 words
Panic At The Disco - Ficlets
Blows in My Mind
(Brendon/Spencer; PG-13)
Link
>> Brendon closes his eyes against the brightness of another flash of lightning. “You know,” he tells Spencer, no real purpose behind it, just because it fits. “I used to be scared of thunderstorms, as a kid.” <<
~ 1'150 words
In Between Days
(Jon/Ryan; PG-13)
Link
>> Ryan thought that his routine might change with Jon there, but it really doesn’t.<<
~ 1'400 words
Took the Long Way
(Ryan/Spencer, minor Brendon/Jon; PG-13)
Link
>> They celebrate Ryan's thirtieth birthday on a hill in Italy, vineyards melting into the sea that melts into the horizon.<<
~ 1'300 words
Untitled AU (This Is Just a Beginning)
(Tortall AU; Jon/Ryan; PG)
Link
>> “You’re hiring,” the boy says, not quite a question and not quite a statement, his voice low. <<
~ 1'800 words
Harry Potter
Momenti Diversi
(Harry/Draco; NC-17)
Link to Headers & Day One
>> In which you'll find the Italian sun, some sexual tension, a reluctant Harry and a persuasive Draco. (Post-Hogwarts, aftermath of war.)<<
~ 30'000
LotRips
...sorry, only one is back up yet...
Natural Progression
(Orlando/Viggo; R)
Link to AO3
>> Wherein you'll find prissy elves and filthy humans. Or, alternatively: Wherein no one cries, dies, takes drugs, attempts suicide, is raped or injured in a bad car accident. <<
~ 11'600
Rest coming...