There's a woman in my class who is like the embodiment of something Rush Limbaugh jokes about, the consummate super feminist. She's a snarly bitch, unattractive, difficult to work with (as i have been forced to) and only makes large, gaudy works that are like some kind of kitsch derived pastiche. She makes bitchy remarks after i and others speak ( Read more... )

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what do you do when you keep hearing suspicsious sounds about the house and it keeps you awake? the obvious answer is to drink jim beam, load the handgun and keep both bottle and gun nearby in case of intrusion.

Dandelions are the most obnoxious fucking flower ever. They are actually a weed, I think, and it makes sense. It's the most superficial smiley look-at me don't-worry-be-happy flower ever. It enrages me just to see one, it makes me want to punch a kitten just to even out the world ( Read more... )

I'm a genius.

I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby ( Read more... )

partying with garette and kistening to 80s hardcore, yeah, bwecauase

DRINIK TIL YOU BLEEED

On the computer I share with my family to use the internet, I downloaded a bunch of bm albulms the other day, (nemesis devina, ordo ad chao, etc etc). Today they were gone, I thought they had been deleted.

Instead, someone put them in a folder marked "Jim's Dark Side". At least somone here still has humor in their soul.

Or perhaps not.

MY FAVOURITE SPORT IS DRUNK DRIVING.