This is Zayinel's human. Until today I had forgotten I ever kept this journal for him, as his willing human servant.

Sadly, last September, Zayinel chose to leave us, mysteriously vanishing, we suppose, to cat heaven, after twelve years of mostly abject laziness and being properly spoiled.

He is sorely missed.

Mew mew mew mew meow mrr mew mew MEW MEW MEOW MEOW MEOW STUPID HUMANS MRRRR MEW MEW MEW VET TORTURE MEW MEOW MRRRRRRR HISS HISS HISS Mrrr?


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Mom went down to the basement the other day and came up with the "news" that she'd seen mouse droppings and their really are mice down there! Like I haven't been trying to tell her that for months!
Silly humans. Learn to speak cat!

I dreamt that cowgrrl took me out of my nice safe comfortable house into that scary outdoor place, and then we got into this big box full of people, and the box started moving! I felt all weird and stuff inside and tried to find a more comfortable place to go but she kept holding me down, ignoring my yowls of protest! It was awful! Must have been

Well, we don't know the exact day I was born, but sometime about now, seven years ago, I entered this world and ever since, the humans have been rejoicing in my presence and rushing to serve me - as it should be ( Read more... )

This morning I was sitting quite serenely on the big glass table next to the delicate vase of flowers, which I was ONLY THINKING about eating, thank you very much, when one of the tall humans came in and starting making loud mouth noises, totally ruining the ambiance, until I was practically FORCED to go nap elsewhere.

Maybe I should get my own

I wish the short human would make the loud noise that makes the clean water enter the large white water dish after he urinates in it. Doesn't he know he's fouling up my drinking bowl?

How inconsiderate!

meow!

The tall female person is mad at me because of last night. She doesn't understand why I was running around like a crazy kitten, pushed aside the 50 pound microwave cart that is on wheels to climb behind the large box of food-that-is-kept-cold, where I unfortunately got STUCK! I yelled and hollered FOREVER - about 30 seconds - before she found me ( Read more... )

The humans have left the house for the day (except for that big one who lives upstairs and makes the funny noise when he sleeps). I wonder where they go? I meow at them through the door they rudely shut in my face when they disappear but they don't answer. Oh well, I get the bed to myself all day ( Read more... )