ze_merovingian

Later

ze_merovingian Jul 13, 2005 17:58

((Read this one after the earlier post and log.))

I 'ave spawned a little devil. *smirks*

( More snippets from the Merovingian, Neo and Merodach's time at the chateau )

ningi, merodach, logs

Interaction wiz Neo and our offspring

ze_merovingian Jul 13, 2005 16:47

We 'ereby announce ze birth and full status of Merodach Neovingian in ze 'ouse of ze Merovingians, ze offspring of yours truly wiz ze... anomaly, Neo. I did not see it fit to introduce 'im to ze world until 'e knew 'ow to behave like my son should. 'e is nearly two weeks old, but given 'is program nature, ze right code and excellent 'eritage, 'e is ( Read more... )

ningi, merodach

Heir to the house of Merovingians

ze_merovingian Jul 02, 2005 15:31

*executes the offspring program code, standing next to Neo, marks date of "birth" down in his memory*

*watches his brown-eyed... son... open his eyes*

*blinks, cocks head*

::baby blinks back and smiles at the two::

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ze_merovingian Jun 30, 2005 01:52

Zhere is a band?

*looks at piece of paper placed in front of him in bafflement*

( My band? )

pops in

ze_merovingian Jun 23, 2005 07:07

*walks in, finishes the breakfast croissant in his hand*

I 'ave been bizee. What is your excuse?

At least ze Architect did not keep us too long for 'is pesky Father's day visit. *went out of his way to ignore any maternal ones*

I am also mortified Lola and Nero got me nozhing. *reproachful glare at their cages and tanks*

Naughty, naughty

ze_merovingian May 01, 2005 20:26

Oh, Neeeeooooo... *wicked smirks as undresses up*

( Not for the faint of heart or those at work? )

Touching in public

ze_merovingian Apr 03, 2005 12:52

Neo, Neo, Neo. I know you zhink of me but touching yourself in public like zhis? *dramatic sigh* You know what zhis means. Zhere must be more sex!

( 'Mmmmmmerv...' )

Scarring Neo

ze_merovingian Mar 21, 2005 21:43

My partner now sports a fetching M shaped scar on his stomach where his cock will reach every time 'e masturbates in Zion. *hums and sips more champagne at happy days*

*tries to come up with a suitable new name for him as per requested*

And NO, I do not welcome your offspring anywhere NEAR my places, Brown and Maritas! *antiques horror*

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ze_merovingian Mar 11, 2005 15:31

Agent Brown, consider yourself invited to a private little wine tasting evening at Le Vrai. *purses lips, fingers steepled, contemplative* Bring ze wife-zhing if you must. *calculating on pregnancy being too far advanced at the moment* I'm sure I'll bring Neo, whether I plan to or not. *smirks teasingly**chaarming smile at Maritas when sees her ( Read more... )

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ze_merovingian Mar 08, 2005 15:23

*reads previous entries* I post too much about Neo. Even if 'e is impressive in manee initially unexpected ways. *catches himself doing it again and wipes ass with silkswears*

Where 'ave all ze fangirls gone? I must arrange somezhing...