I seem to be 'aving an effect in 'ow Neo sees being gay. *chuckles* Trinitee always was flat enough to be one, anyway. 'ow exhilarating ( Read more... )

'ave I said 'ow much I like 'aving you in my chateau at times, Neo? *chuckles* I shall see you on Monday, I trust.

*aching and sore*

Two days ago I completely PWN3Z0R3DSmith, as Neo is wont to say. *hums amusedly* Zhere is no escaping paying ze price for taking something from me, my dear EX-rival. iSmith 'as 'is uses and despite my fondness for your.... vigour, Smith, I currently 'ave more use for iSmith in zat particular body. Which, as you noticed, is somewhat weaker zhan you ( Read more... )

Alas, Neo ate and slept after my earlier post. Zhen I fucked 'im like zhis today.

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?i732fwpoz88

((NOT WORK SAFE. Not necessarily for kiddies either, even if it's a somewhat hilarious sketchpad doodle re-animated only))

I am not certain what to make of Neo's insistence I join 'im in Zion for whatever reason. I am busy and only just returned from ze wretched place. Him refusing to go back to 'is physical reality to eat is pointless as it only lessens 'is time wiz me. All zhis after I asked 'im to accompany me to one of my meetings, too. One would zhink 'e would be ( Read more... )

*eyes suddenly widen as realizes Seven said THIS of him with a moustache during his time in Zion*

*low laugh*

Zhis should be interesting. *smirks*

As hinted at by Neo, le (marital) sex is good. *did not get 0wn3d and reach another level of orgasm for about two minutes, no*Otherwise, I was detained for an hour today by pesky exile related business. I really thought ze one time audience would be enough to make Maria and The Sparks see ze error of zheir ways. *steeples fingers* Torching my ( Read more... )

*looks at sign*

ze_merovingian HighwayStudy Hall9Contentment Meadows22County Jail65Bankruptcity158Wealthville413Please Drive CarefullyWhere are you on the highway of life?

From Go-Quiz.com

*checks his financial situation*

*reads some of his mail and comes across something titled "Imagine being virile again"*

*checks the sender, raising his eyebrow*

Sebastian Reeves?

...

Someone is badly misinformed about my... status.

(("What is it, lieutenant Sebastian?
-It's the rebels, sir. They're here.
- My God! ... Do they want tea?" ))

I appreciate Neo's eagerness to please. I really do. *broad smile* 'e 'as kept me admirably busy zhese last few days, but alas, zhere is a limit to everyzhing and I must focus on work, too.

Really, Neo. Zhis 'as nozhing to do wiz... well. Suitable illustration beneath. *smiles and pats on tush*


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