me: my problem with wet trees is critters are more likely to hide in them

Erin: it is a tree it is going to have living things on it we just deal it is part of xmas

me: but!

Erin: oh the internet saves you from so many looks

me: lol. you love me!

Erin: and that makes all the looks worse

Erin- "If we could combine our dna, we would have very cute children."

Liz- "Are you CRAZY???.... They'd be freaking ADORABLE!"

::cue hysterical giggles::

I can reach my arms above my head today with very minimal discomfort! Yey! 'better living through prescription medication'

I'm a naturally strong woman. Like, freakishly strong. As in, when I lift things I often get the very shocked "whoa, superhuman strength" response. It's the one very tangible skill I posses ( Read more... )

Ever seen the movie Pollyanna? My mother says that I have always done this... but seeing the movie gave us a way to put it into words. Basically Pollyanna would try to see the sunny side of every situation. Even ones that look really dim ( Read more... )

As I generally am, I'm of two minds about today. So I figure I'll write to separate entries ( Read more... )

I'm dressed as if I'm going to beat someone up, or at least do a good amount of intimidating after work today: dark jeans, leather belt, long sleeve black shirt w/ hood, Baggy black polo over that... hair pulled back into an odd version of my typical sloppy bun ( Read more... )

Pete: nips
AAAAAAANYWAYS..

me: ow!
damn boy

Pete: <.<

me: sit

Pete: >.>
sits

me: ::pats::

Pete: waggles

me: speak

Pete: ehm... bark?

me: lol
::gives treat::

Pete: ^-^
HOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

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My conversations are different than other people's conversations.

There was a point in my life that I was could have been either an accounting major or a theater major. Those were two very clear-cut options and I was 13 yrs old and had to choose. The scales tipped to the direction of theater. So, I followed that life-path ( Read more... )

I feel like the gods looked at Baltimore and went "There's too many leave on the trees for this time of year. Do something."

whoever was in charge of the change of seasons was enjoy the colors of the leaves, so this statement obviously angered them.

BAM! 80mph winds.

"There."
"oooo."

...yet another reason why one shouldn't piss off the