Who knows how many of these photobucket will take away from me but it's easiest for me to use them for shit like this so I'm giving it a whirl. If they fuck me over I'll try to get them back up. It's not everyday one of my favorites is naked with only a thin layer of strategically placed paint covering her goodies.

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Monica Bellucci has a wonderful body. Just everything about her is like... fuckable. I can't think of any other way to put it without doing her a disservice. I looked at these and was like, "wow, so that's what tasteful cleavage is supposed to look like..." Because fucking seriously, I can't think of anyone that does tasteful cleavage as well as ( Read more... )

Hello everyone! Hope you all had a good new year and more importantly, some good clean heavy drinking. And for future reference, if anyone ever has the chance to try a shot called a Girl Scout Cookie, DO IT!. It's green and it tastes just like a those mint crack cookies those little hookers sell. It's the most delicious way I've gotten wayyyysted ( Read more... )

I've decided I want this outfit with Jennifer Morrison in it for my birthday. Holy shit.


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This is my expert opinion here, but it looks to me like these two ladies wanna do the dirty with a lady friend. Or even hotter, a lady enemy. Angry sex sounds fun right now! Lots of built up aggression 'n passion 'n shit. I'll pass on the L word style boob slapping though and just stick to the normal hot and heavy goodness. Maybe along the lines of ( Read more... )

I don't know about you but I think the hotness of Ashley Greene (and the Twilight cast in general) has managed to earn a movie ticket from me for New Moon. It may be a turd of a movie but it'll be a damn fine looking turd. Here's Ashley's shoot from French Revue de Modes magazine for this month. Enjoy the lovely.

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Hello everyone! This isn't really a post of substance. It's a post of excuses. My hard drive crashed, hence my lack of LJ updates and overall browsing of porn online. That's not completely true. I still managed to watch porn at the library which I made possible just for this sentence. Priorities are priorities. And FYI, my library still has an ( Read more... )

Here's Foxy in next month's Rolling Stone. Not her best, in my opinion, but still hot. Though I must say, Megan in a kitchen fake cooking in thigh highs is a thing of beauty. There needs to be more photos of hot girls in kitchens. Clothing optional but preferred for sanitary reasons. But it's some of my most adored scenery because it makes them ( Read more... )

Decided to be a little creatively productive this weekend. Yay! Any of you fools don't know who Ravy is then you either need to educate yourself on the subject or promptly throw yourself off a bridge. You're missing out if you don't! Because if you don't have a secret desire for Ivy Tamwood to hunt you slowly then you're no friend of mine.

Behold ( Read more... )

Miranda Kerr is so tiny! She looks like she could blow away if I sneezed. And we're not even in the same country. She's lucky I don't have allergies. But she has nice boobs. Of course she does. She's a Victoria Secret model. It's as important to her job as what having a saw is to a lumberjack. Or a pirate sword to a pirate. They can't function ( Read more... )