Not sure who this chick is exactly. I'm gonna google her right now because I'm not a completely lazy human being. I'm pretty fucking close, but not there yet...

But I will make a guess before I do... She looks like a country singer, which would explain her not being on my radar. Or even in the general vicinity in which I keep my radar. But I like ( Read more... )

Firstly, THANK YOU to anyone who gave me advice on my little problem. I start a new job on Monday so the problem will fix itself in an out of sight out of mind kind of way. But I'm still not completely without unease. I've become obsessed with locking my doors. Every door I have I now lock. I hate locking doors. It's an annoying thing to always ( Read more... )

So I kind of have a little situation here that could turn into a bigger one in the future. But any advice anyone could give me about this, like what to do, how to handle it, I would be greatly appreciative.

Alright so my co-worker, Craig, who I've hardly spoken to, just showed up at my apartment unannounced. I'm so fucking freaked out by this. Who ( Read more... )

Dania Ramirez will be 30 years old in November. She looks not a day over 22. She must be a witch. I know for a fact witches look this hot when they're making out with other witches. It's in the bible... Um. Toward the back somewhere. After the verse about what god does when you want to have sex with aliens. But before the verse about the awesome ( Read more... )

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Here you go (Anonymous). They're not the best work I've done but they didn't turn out too bad. Hope you like them!

Oh and for all you who don't know what's going on. This is a requested attempt at a Cobie Smuthers/ Alyson Hannigan manips. They're costars on the show How I Met Your Mother and it's been decided that it would be hot if they got it on ( Read more... )

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HP needs to get here already so I can admire this sexy creature in motion. Though, I may have to look away when love interest Ron Wrong Weasley gets involved. *is disappoint* He so bad for you Hermione! Whyz you so stoopid!

I kinda wish Hermione wore those leather pants in the movie, though. But nothing can really beat a schoolgirl uniform with the ( Read more... )

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Today I found out I work with a real life cougar. I've never really met a cougar before. She's seeing a guy at work who's my age. I thought they were neighbors who carpooled. Turns out they're neighbors who live in the same house and sleep in the same bed and fuck the same fuck.

The guy is named Mike, and when I first met him I thought he smelled ( Read more... )