Its like the woman follows me around with a super soaker spraying me in the crotch every time I see her. But even if I could get her to stop, I wouldn't want her to. Not really. Not at all, actually. Hell, if Olivia was following me around with a machete and a blood thirsty look glinting from her sexy eyes, I still wouldn't stop her. Holy fuckying ( Read more... )

Omg... Post office old people are the worst. They're like assholes, always holding up shit. And it always seems that I go during senior citizen puttering hour. They should be hauling ass since they're so close to dying. And they never let you have cutsies either when you only got like 1 stamp to buy (me). They stand firm, avoiding my gaze and ( Read more... )

I have no idea what the hell this is about. Future project perhaps? Past project perhaps? But even with my lack of knowledge on the matter, The Larter pulls this look off as well as beans when they're trying to look like... BEANS! = PERFECT. I'm even willing to go out on a limb here and say that maybe even The Larter can pull off beans better than ( Read more... )

Yeeah... I really enjoy looking at Megan Fox. Like, a lot. The only way she could be hotter would be if she had just a few freckles on her nose. Does she have nose freckles? I've see to many air brushed photos of her to not really know for sure. Hmm...  I like nose freckles. I'd do them if I could. But you can't so I guess I'll just have to stick ( Read more... )

I think Lucy Liu could rule the world if she really, really wanted to. But she obviously has better things to do. Like take sexy photos. I'm even gonna upload some of these through LJ because I know photobucket will take them down because they have no appreciation for mostly naked ladies. Photobucket is obviously run by sexy hatin' nazis of some ( Read more... )

I've always found it amazing how Ron Howard could have succeeded in making such a hot daughter when said daughter looks quite a bit like him. The math on this never added up right. But she's hot. I've never not thought that she was attractive. She's just interesting looking in a way that intrigues and titillates all at once. Either way I want to ( Read more... )

First off, YAY PENS! I realize that probably nobody on LJ really follows hockey, cept Schweffy (hey dude) but the Penguins won the Cup last night! And I'd like to thank them for giving me, and other pens fans I'm sure, such an exciting playoff run to watch and be a part of. It was a bad ass ride and I didn't even have to wear a seat belt, which was ( Read more... )

Sometimes after a long day of having to deal with a complete and utter dickhole that spends a considerable amount of my time trying to get me to have a threesome with him when I've clearly expressed that I'm as gay as they fucking come and the closest I'm coming to his penis is when my foot kicks his balls into his armpits, I like to come home, ( Read more... )

Here's some Zooey picspamage that I felt like putting together after watching Yes Man last night. She's just so adorable you can't help but want to sex her on that badass little scooter she rode in on. It'd be a challenge but one I'd be willing to try out.

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Here's a new to me cause I've never seen it before anyway classy photo of Megan Fox that demonstrates her ability to have an overabundance of attractive without being half-naked or double dipped in eye liner. Although, I will forever and always appreciate a half-naked Megan Fox. Half-nekkid Megan Fox holds a very special place in my heart and vivid ( Read more... )