http://www.nyise.org/homsy/ushistory/landmarkcases.htm
ka.

I just made an utter nutter super fool of myself.
I mean, wouldn't you too, if you met a guy called 'Randy'?
For you uneducated ppl and prudes out there, that's like meeting a guy called 'Horny'.
WHAT KINDS OF WOMAN NAMES THEIR CHILD A NAME LIKE THAT?
And right after he tells me his name, I crack.

I learned how to whistle with my mouth closed.
This is fun.
I've driven the counselor insane during detention cuz she couldn't prove I was whistling.
No, I'm not whistling with my nose.
I'm whistling with my vocal chords.
It sounds like the scream of somebody dying.
Then again, perhaps it is.
I am rambling.
Ignore.

Okay, this is when they meet Memory.

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Se-mene ganga roshing-tu
la-kanas gama dus tihia.
Ra-se ne morri om mvl sut ai orisi a lia
ku rai.
On tara su mna seminai, seminai
O sama re, sama re tihia sut ai.
ne koh, neme koh rashu nasi untai rus
ai rus, reme kan-to se, se-mene an.
Tara se mano, amti hruz tihmina.

I just realized right now that anybody that screws a vampire is a necrophiliac.
Don't ask me why.
Really.
*looks around innocently*

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and here's the other one.
In case you don't know....
er....
she saw his..............................
yeah..........................

*in love with new icons*
comment on both plz!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know the chances of an expert/author reading this is small, but I really need an interview for the history fair on the Salem Witch Trials.
If you are educated on this, please help me.