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The Dream
I forgot how much of a baller Hakeem was, check out how many 5 x 5's he had ( Read more... ) -
i just about messed my pants when...
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Why I enjoy reading Bill Simmons:
Q: Wondering if you could settle an argument between me and my buddies? We were discussing how many sexual partners Jenny had in "Forrest Gump." Everyone seems to think the over/under should be set at 250. I argued that it's got to be at least 500. And that's conservative. Keep in mind she was a hippie, drug addict in the '60s the time of free love ( Read more... ) -
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hey guys
remember when I said...
"...how about a skit about a guy who was actually raised in a barn and he keeps leaving doors open so people say "were you raised in a barn or something?" and he kindly replies "yes"..."
well...here:
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more of the terrible...
how about a skit with a color blind guy who works for the bomb squad stuck in dire straights as to which wire to cut...
"cut the red wire!"
"Which ones the red wire!!!!!!!!!!"
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