I was thinking about the story of Charlie and the Chocolate factory the other day and never really understood what the fuck was wrong with his weak ass grandparents. I mean seriously...Grandpa Joe seemed to do just fine when he got his lazy ass out of bed so its not like he had cancer or some shit. If I was Charlie's mom I'd be fuckin pissed off ( Read more... )

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Yesterday I thought about growing a rat tail and bleaching it blonde.

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I had an interesting dream last night ( Read more... )

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SmarterChild: You don't know, huh?
AndrewBoehm: dont rape
SmarterChild: Don't tell me not to rape.