Comments | zelda_queen: Divine By Mistake: Chapter 7

zelda_queen

Divine By Mistake: Chapter 7

Mar 26, 2016 01:31

ZeldaQueen: When we last left off, Shannon and her centaur husband, ClanFintan, got hitched in their year-long handfast, with no witnesses and pretty much nothing to indicate that this was the uber-important event it was built up to be.

I apologize if any of that sentence caused anyone headaches.

( Let's Spend A Chapter Reflecting On How A Hot Dancer Looks Like A Character We Never Met! )

chapter 7, fic: divine by mistake, book 1, sporker: zelda_queen, suethor: pc cast, series: parthalon

Comments 8

star_dragon5 March 26 2016, 19:22:14 UTC

First mythology, now Salome? Is this woman determined to piss on EVERYTHING I like?

tarawyn March 29 2016, 22:04:16 UTC

I really, really feel like Alanna should be trying desperately to give Shannon a crash course in the world and its customs. And that Shannon should be interested and trying to ask, because whether she's intending to get home or not, she's gonna be stuck for a while. I mean, I assumed the biting thing was, I dunno, the centaur version of a handshake? If I were in the position, I'd really like to know what it meant, instead of going "LOL HE BITES LOL HE'S LITERALLY A HORSE HOW WACKY" and getting smashed ( ... )

altstralita4 April 7 2016, 16:43:01 UTC

The whole time I read through this chapter, all I could think was "WHO CARES?!" Does it matter that Tepsichore looks like a colleague of Shannon's? Does it matter that she really like sex and guys with big d*cks? And even if it did matter, it's so boring and randomly inserted that I just can't care. So, fail.

Also, Shannon and Alanna are both idiots. Shannon for assuming that she can fake her way through a blessing in a culture she knows nothing about, and Alanna for not thinking of it.

sotnosen93 April 10 2016, 07:46:29 UTC

"(And again, just wait until we get to Rhiannon's backstory. Her fighting tooth and nail against getting married looks MUCH worse.)"

Is it rape? It's always rape...

"All those Romans and their 'He who controls Rome controls the world,' blah, blah, lie down to eat, eat too much, go puke."

I actually think the whole puking thing is a myth. A vomitorium was the entrance of an amphitheatre. The name comes from the fact that it "vomits" people.

apep727 April 12 2016, 13:55:58 UTC

I actually think the whole puking thing is a myth. A vomitorium was the entrance of an amphitheatre. The name comes from the fact that it "vomits" people.

Well, they did occasionally binge eat and then purge, but they didn't do their puking in the vomitorium.

morri_delrae April 13 2016, 18:17:52 UTC

I think a bit of the url description got cut off (it should say "Tom Lehrer). And I love his songs too!

Great sporking, BTW, it's one of my favourite right now. But then again, you never disappoint :D