What a bunch of shitty crap.

Why did the Buddha return the vacuum cleaner?

Too many attachments.

A good video game is like a good book. You go through the whole thing once, and then you can go back to it again in a few years and it's fresh and enjoyable again.

I never use this thing anymore.

From The Embassy of The Russian Federation:

During the Bratislava Summit President Putin and President Bush adopted the Joint Statement on Nuclear Field Security Cooperation. Both Presidents also signed an intergovernmental agreement on Cooperation to strengthen the control over the MANPADS.

Dear God.

In and Out, Out and Back, Forth and Round...

But we all end up in the same place...

Don't we?

Not every single thing in here is so morose, myopic, and defeatist. But you have to look hard.

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
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Well that was ridiculous. When will I ever learn?

I was thinking as you entered the room just now how slyly your requirements are manifested. Here we find ourselves, nose to nose as it were, considering things in spectacular ways, ways untold even by my private managers. Hot and torpid, our thoughts revolve endlessly in a kind of maniacal abstraction, an abstraction so involuted, so dangerously ( Read more... )