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zephyrrr

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Aug 29, 2004 12:50

If I followed you home... would you keep me? Because I'd hope so, you know, seeing as how I'm homeless. I had $30 to blow on cover and drinks at TT's last night, but alas I still without housing here at Mason and even worse, without a recent shower ( Read more... )

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virtue_and_wine August 30 2004, 04:09:05 UTC

there are extra bedrooms at my mom's house, but i don't think you want to increase your commute from 50 to about 250 minutes.

It rubs the lotion in winafresh September 23 2004, 11:28:13 UTC

Oh I'd keep you alright, in a well. Then I would constantly torment you by hosing you down with water. I would then laugh at your pleas for help, and begging me to stop. I would do this for a good week or two. I would then take you out of the well and brush your hair gently and let you feast... THEN BACK IN THE WELL YOU GO BITCH! A week or two would pass and then we would go to bush garden and get ripped. I would then leave you in the colonial part of Williamsburg. When you woke up you would think it was all a dream and would think that you name was Goodie Proctor and that you lived back in the day.

Can you feel the love tonight by Elton John

Re: It rubs the lotion in zephyrrr September 23 2004, 23:23:10 UTC

ohhh hahaha you! the sick thing is, i would have really appreciated the "shower" tormenting as it may have been...

Re: It rubs the lotion in winafresh September 24 2004, 11:26:37 UTC

I can still shower you in gravy you sick little woman