Pretty much Las Vegas is the best damn city on this planet, i plan on moving there. I met a Neil Diamond. i drank a lot of Sky Vodka. Played a lot of Video Poker. and had the best time of my life! Literally. i already miss it. I consider everyone on this planet to visit Las vegas for real ( Read more... )

i literally feel like a human keg. i need to stop saturating my liver with toxins. o well ( Read more... )

so my friends brought me out for the big two - one, and my first real bar tab was oooooooooooohhhhh $272 not including tip, b-e-a-utiful!
god i love it!

Vegas here i come!

DA Bears!

did anybody see the two-headed snake on ebay. i nearly puked. but umm.... ya wedding crashers comes out today sweet. at least i got something to look forward too...

2006: year of the 16oz canned Strongbow.

All guys are el douches.

i hate this time of the year: i hate going to parties or just coming in contact with smartasses, which always ends in me defending my Greatness. i dont beleive in mediocrity. people are jealous because i have small boobs however i still love myself. its maily men that i fight with (but there are bitches too), i don't get it? i think they are scared ( Read more... )

The only things i remember from last night:
-dennis face humping me
-some fag tripping UP the stairs
-meeting the guy that killed France Ferdinad; who basically started ww1
-and umm...STRONGBOW

i couldnt decide with picture was fucen > ?
this one?? or...

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