Well, today I just returned to earth where I talked with some of my close friends. I let them meet my older little sister. (says with a confused look) Anyway, her name is Callow. She and I will travel together for a while, as we do from time to time. Say hi Callow. (little girl with wings and sparkly green hair comes up and pokes the strange lit up ( Read more... )

It took quite a bit of convncing, and, some help from a few friends of mine, but, I am going to be part of the game now. So, thanks Asti ogre squisher, Emmot, Karel, and Talin.

Well, my friends as much as I enjoy telling you of my exploits and all. I must leave and help my good friend Darneas fight Rishla. This may take quite some time before I am able to return. Just look to the first star of the night and the Dr Pepper and I will be there.

Well, onward I went as the placebo president babbled on about Abe Lincoln or something. I raced down to the entrance of the hotel. I met up with a bunch of I want to be an O groupies. It was easy to tell they were trying real hard too, they were all in a line leading to a door that said lobotomies now 50% off. They all remembered me from the last ( Read more... )

We've been travelling for about three hours, and, there is still no sign of the vicious O. We come over the hillside that overlooks the swimming pool area. The locals were talking about the tomfoolery of some darkskinned man and a little boy thinking that they could withstand the mighty and powerful O. How absurd. It seems they are not aware of the ( Read more... )

Well, a fortnight later we ended back at the daytime television kingdom. I looked out the front of my ship and I could tell the Oprah was wise indeed. She had anticipated our arrival and had aquired her own reenforcements. Down in a clearing I could see the Oprah talking to the Dr. Phil, Salley Jessie Raphael, Maury Povich, and Rosie O' Donnel. I ( Read more... )

Well, it was hard, but, me and the child made it to my travel anywhere spontaneously spaceship, the Dr Pepper. Well, I threw the child in through the opening. The child was crying something about me being his savior and something about he is forever owed me his gratitude and something or other about he could do for me what the priest with the ( Read more... )

Well, the evil Oprah had done noticed me and the child. I could tell by the overly happy smile she turned on as she spouted something about losing weight and all women are the strongest creatures in the universe. I grabbed the boy and ran. As we went over the hill I heard her saying something about Micheal Meyers, The Cat in the Hat, and him being ( Read more... )