Mattresses

[zeriawolf]

They came and replaced one of my old, skanky mattresses today. What they did not do was take away the old one. While I was removing the skankier of the two old ones, I realized that with but a single more mattress, I could make a pretty awesome fort

Comments

[xxtanisxx]

you should really go for it, i'm sure he doesn't need it. and besides. you'll have a mattress fort. how cool is that!

[zeriawolf]

Very very cool, as a matter of fact.

Though now that I think about it, if I were to take both of his mattresses, I could not only have a fort, but a bed inside of the fort as well.

*Strokes his chin and ponders*

[adarhysenthe]

Do it... You know you wanna...

[zeriawolf]

Oh, believe me, I definitely want to do this. However, I feel that my intrusion into his room and subsequent stealing will be handled better when he's not in his room sleeping.

I think a delicate situation like this is best handled when he's away, that way if he wants his mattress back, he'll have to raid my fort...

...And we both know that that isn't going to be successful.

[zeriawolf]

If I had a digital camera, I would post the pictures. However, I do not, so you'll just have to live with the knowledge that my fort shall never be seen online.

Oh, the humanity