I've had nothing to say for the past.... long period of time, but suddenly that has changed. Periodically, my family goes out for Chinese. That in and of itself isn't interesting, and neither is the story I'm about to tell. After every meal, the waiter delivers an intricately sliced up orange, along with a fortune cookie. Let it be known that I ( Read more... )

Good afternoon. My name is Ethics T. Foreclosure. I am a former account supervisor of Mr. Charles Mbobo who recently reached his ideal weight thanks to Hoodia, the miracle root from Africa. I received your contact information via Plaxo ( Read more... )

Well... I guess I should qualify that. The original me isn't really back; he died a little under a year ago. What I meant was the non-doppelganger version of myself is here ( Read more... )

I just love it when my friends post Memes. It allows me to do them and then repost it. Joy ( Read more... )

I've decided that I really don't hate stupid memes. I've been in repression this whole time. Today I decided to take all those tests I never did

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I went to the bagel shop today to get one my standard breakfast of a bagel with cream cheese. I there was a new guy behind the counter and it looked like he was having a hard time with the register, so I thought I'd help him out:

The total is going to be $2.13.

Hold on a minute, I'm almost done.

Okay...

Whoa, it was $2.13.I handed him three ( Read more... )

8.16 Derive the frequency for a superheterodyne receiver using high-side mixing.

I couldn't make this stuff up even if I tried.

Now I remember why I hate reading books.

I get something I enjoy and spend all night reading it as opposed to going to sleep, causing me to sleep through my classes the next day.

Not that this is any different from when I normally go to sleep...

Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm not the most up to date person on this thing we call the intarweb, but this has to be one of the most screwed up things I have seen in a long time.

The Smurf Village Bombed

My first reaction was that it had to be a hoax, so I did a bit of googling and found it on such reputable sites as cnn, the bbc, ( Read more... )

I think my roommate is trying to beat me at my own game. Remember how I made a fort out of the mattress I stole from him mysteriously acquired? Well, there was a period of time when he did not come in to claim his mattress the mysteriously acquired mattress ( Read more... )