I was on my way home from class today and, by some cosmic fortune, did not have to spend five minutes waiting for the light to change to so that I could safely cross University. Now, this by itself is bizarre, but things are about to get even more strange ( Read more... )

They came and replaced one of my old, skanky mattresses today. What they did not do was take away the old one. While I was removing the skankier of the two old ones, I realized that with but a single more mattress, I could make a pretty awesome fort ( Read more... )

Today is International Talk like a Pirate Day.

Just in case you'd forgotten.

Addendum: One of my teacher's today dressed like a pirate.

Bedtime Stories for Other People's Children
by J B Farley

The Boy Who Cried Fire in a Crowded Theatre
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Mmm... I'm kind of hungry. I wonder if I have any of those chocolate covered graham crackers left in the freezer ( Read more... )

Cut for language and length
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You are all hereby ordered to get free Krispy Kreme doughnuts tomorrow.

The mandatory link

That is all.

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http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx

What is a haiku? I have never heard of it. Someone please explain.

Five syllables here
Seven in the second line
Five again, to end

Today is Haiku.
Oh-five-oh-seven-oh- five.
Scheme/Date synergy.

I understand that some of you have a real problem with driving, so let me make a few things abundantly clear ( Read more... )