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We're playing a show on Saturday at Boomerangs. It's with the cover band I'm playing with, so most of the people I know probably wouldn't enjoy the music... but show up anyway. Yeah, that's it. And, uh, buy me a shot or two while you're there. It's in Churchland, and since everyone I know seems to live in that general area, you're out of ( Read more... )

Man, I love it there. A few people asked for some pictures. Unfortunately I don't remember who, and all I had was my shitty cellphone cam, so hopefully whoever it was is reading this.


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For those of you ready to buy that new Dell, some fun Dell Tech Support copy-and-pastes that I had to go through today.

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{Priyanka_Sharma 12:08:27 PM} Thank you for contacting Dell Consumer ( Read more... )

Ever drank a lot? Happened to me. Man, I woke up and looked at the counter and couldn't believe it. Empty bottle of 151. Empty bottle of tequilla. Empty bottle of Jack. Empty bottle of blue curacao. Empty bottle of Vox. Empty bottle of rum. Granted, about half of those were about 1/3 to 1/2 full... but for three people to have been ( Read more... )

I just finished bitching someone out who was defending someone talking shit about people in his blog, and I sit here and talk shit about people in my blog. Fark has got me afraid of pulling the irony tag out, but I think that might fit. I suppose it helps that I'm not stupid, though ( Read more... )

This one's not a "stupid story", per se, but it's something I don't understand, and maybe you guys can help me out with this one ( Read more... )

I've got a guy out making a system sheet right now. He is trying to go through the price list and decide what he wants. So I walk out there and take a look and I notice he's got two video cards.

"Do you just want a dual-head card, or two separate cards?"

"Two cards."

"Are you going to need two monitors or do you already have them?""No, I only ( Read more... )

So I couldn't update yesterday, but I've at least got a story for it. I'm standing at the counter and someone comes in to pick up his computer. He's a tall, wide, unambiguously gay man. So I grab his computer from the back, it's all done, and I put it on the counter, and I realize he has no idea how to hook up the new USB modem he bought. So I ( Read more... )