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[zerosum_oath]

As long as I’m stuck in temporary housing, I'm laying down some rules that will be followed:

-Stay out of my way.
-Don’t touch my things.
-No nicknames. My name is Oath, nothing more and nothing less.
-No friendly bullshit.

I'm here to get my memories back, not babysit you idiots.

Comments

[lemonshine]

Awwww, we love you too!

[zerosum_oath]

What part of "no friendly bullshit" did you not understand?

[lemonshine]

Muffin! It's called sarcasm for a reason. :)

[zerosum_oath]

Too bad you don't know how to use it properly.

[ooc: Oath has crossed out 'Muffin' until it's unreadable.]

[unevoked]

...Not too many ways to make a nickname outta "Oath", retard. Already one syllable.

[zerosum_oath]

Nicknames aren't limited to just your name, dumbass.

[unevoked]

Do insults count as nicknames? If so, yer fucked, whorebag.

[zerosum_oath]

Shut up before I do it for you, dick sucker.

[shiro_yasha]

What's that, Oathie-chan? Don't worry, we'll make sure to come over and say hi, you won't be alone.

[zerosum_oath]

Go ahead, you'll just be saving me the time it would take to track you down before I kill you.

And don't call me that.

[shiro_yasha]

Huh? You're going to be killed? Aaah, that's life Oathie-chan. I'm sure the afterlife will be pretty shitty for you too, so don't sweat it.

[zerosum_oath]

Is that a challenge? I could beat you any day of the week.

[jaggedjaw]

Right back at you.

[zerosum_oath]

Fine. We have a deal.

[jaggedjaw]

Just so we're clear. I got enough on my fuckin plate without more nosy idiots runnin round the place.

[zerosum_oath]

For the record, who are you?

[elegantromantic]

I see you are dubbed Muffin~~~ &hearts

Welcome sweetiepie~

[zerosum_oath]

[ooc: His reply is practically carved into the paper, he's writing so hard.]

Are all of you so stupid that "Oath" is that hard to remember?

[lemonshine]

I knew you'd like it Iris! :D