Resolutions.

[zestyping]

Alas, despite another year having passed, i have still not fixed all the world's problems.
In fact, i appear to be quite poor at keeping resolutions. Therefore, for 2009, i resolve:

• Not to learn anything!
• Not to launch any products!
• To become uglier and less happy!
• To remain in the U. S. for the whole year.
• Not to produce anything of noticeable

Comments

[linley]

This is awesome. :)

Yes.

[wordwolf]

Here's to total failure.

I will have to do a set of tribute resolutions in this vein.