Resolutions.

[zestyping]

Alas, despite another year having passed, i have still not fixed all the world's problems.
In fact, i appear to be quite poor at keeping resolutions. Therefore, for 2009, i resolve:

• Not to learn anything!
• Not to launch any products!
• To become uglier and less happy!
• To remain in the U. S. for the whole year.
• Not to produce anything of noticeable

Comments

[smws]

This is my favorite resolutions list so far. May you fail at all of them, hopefully spectacularly!

[kragen]

Bravo!

[porfinn]

Best of luck failing at all of that! Especially since I have really enjoyed reading your attempts. Thank you so much for sharing.

[eviladmin]

I love it. I will adopt the same!

[paisleychick]

That's a great list. I hope you fail in a big way.