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Would you rather be super-rich or super-smart if you would only be average in the other category?

I'm going to define those as financially well off and intelligent. Neither of those are especially appealing to me based on the examples I've dealt with. Being kind, hard-working, and lucky seem like better things to desire. Most of the people I like a ( Read more... )

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